r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space 27d ago

Nothing says “I’m not bald” like a ski hat in Miami. Meme 💩

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u/girthy-member Monkey in Space 27d ago

roger stones looks utterly bizarre, bet he's got some serious skeletons in his closet. he looks like the kind of guy that would be sitting in a mask with the other rich dirty old men watching the Squid Game.

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u/tries4accuracy Monkey in Space 27d ago

Stone is a swinger and a cuck.

old news

Timmy is probably playing cabana boy for stone’s wife as Roger sits in the corner sadly masturbating his septuagenarian noodle.

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u/mmikke Monkey in Space 27d ago

Wait shit, you're literally not aware of all the skeletons in his multiple different closets? Shits mostly all public knowledge homie. The dudes a fuckin cancer on humanity 

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u/Ashamed_Fuel2526 Monkey in Space 27d ago

He fancies himself some paragon of fashion as well.

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u/mmikke Monkey in Space 27d ago

What the fuck is up with these obscenely rich old corrupt fucks dressing like a homeless man who was gifted a suit that is way too fucking huge?

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u/Prinzka Monkey in Space 27d ago

I guess he grew up in an era where sack suits were popular in America?
Those pants are truly atrocious though, no self respecting tailor should have made those

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u/_mully_ Monkey in Space 27d ago edited 27d ago

Also that Tim guy's suit has a bit of an off the rack look.

And is it a three button suit, and he has the bottom two buttons buttoned?

And those rough/casual looking loafers...

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u/Prinzka Monkey in Space 27d ago

I mean, it has pick stitching, and the collar does fit.
But then the armholes are off the rack big, and the pants have pleats.
So it's odd.

Is it a three button suit, and he has the bottom two buttons buttoned

Yeah, this is wild.
Although it is a 3 roll 2 so having the top button unbuttoned makes sense, but buttoning the bottom one is....

As evidenced by the beanie he just doesn't know what to do with a suit.

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u/_mully_ Monkey in Space 27d ago

Although it is a 3 roll 2 so having the top button unbuttoned makes sense, but buttoning the bottom one is....

Oh I was always taught to leave only the bottom button undone only, regardless of two or three buttons? But I'm no expert and more of a fan of two button suits personally.

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u/Prinzka Monkey in Space 27d ago

If you see the button hole is showing on the actual lapel.
That's a 3 roll 2 and means that one isn't meant to be buttoned.
It would be really obvious to you that it's not supposed to be buttoned if you were actually wearing it.
And you're right, single breasted suits are tailored for the bottom button to remain undone.
That's why you see those ill fitting lines pulling on his suit.

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u/_mully_ Monkey in Space 27d ago

If you see the button hole is showing on the actual lapel.
That's a 3 roll 2

Oh ok, thanks! I did think it was odd the hole was on the start of the lapel, but not sure I knew that was a type/style of suit.

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u/HammerAndSickleBot Monkey in Space 27d ago

Personally, I think they grew up in nice, preppy areas and  schools where they had to wear nice clothes, and so slouching off and wearing baggy stuff was one way to rebel. The result is that these guys grew up dressing this way and just stick with it because they don’t give a fuck and they want to send that message to the world.

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u/Gee_U_Think Monkey in Space 27d ago

Pants are unbelievably long.

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u/mmikke Monkey in Space 26d ago

I hadn't even noticed that. Jfc. Roger could tuck his pants completely around his shoes from the looks of it

Good lord  You'd need like 400lbs of concrete to fill/fit those pants the way they're tailored 

And I own and have worn literally zero tailored clothing. I'm also not obscenely wealthy nor do I have a Nixon tattoo in the lamest place possible.

Maybe I'm the weirdo

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u/Starrk10 Monkey in Space 27d ago

He also has a bizarrely shaped head

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ Monkey in Space 27d ago

He's the Corinthian.

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u/Dickies138 Monkey in Space 27d ago

I can’t tell if those are his actual sunglasses or if they were drawn on the pic with a sharpie

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u/PappaPitty Monkey in Space 27d ago

It's because he's a chimo