r/JoeRogan • u/f-as-in-frank Monkey in Space • 13d ago
Nothing says “I’m not bald” like a ski hat in Miami. Meme 💩
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u/PulseAmplification Monkey in Space 13d ago
What are you talking about that’s his natural hair styled into a beanie
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u/RunningForIt Monkey in Space 13d ago
He’s actually a genius because it distracts everyone from noticing he buttons both buttons on a suit and matched black with his brown shoes. Genius really.
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u/dr_spam Monkey in Space 13d ago
LMAO and look at the pants on Stone.
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u/No_Dragonfruit5525 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Dude looks like a little kid playing in his parents closet. Lol
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u/Solid-Mud-8430 Monkey in Space 13d ago
The question is did Trump get that style from him too, or did Stone steal it from Trump?
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u/sdeitche Monkey in Space 13d ago
There's enough fabric for another pair of pants around his ankles.
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u/reallynewpapergoblin I used to be addicted to Quake 13d ago
Holy shit.
Brown Slip-Ons.
I think we all just learned Tim Pool can't tie his shoes.
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u/Substantial_Army_639 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Your actually right I didn't even notice the shoes until you mentioned it and now it's sticking out like a sore thumb.
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u/Able-Shower-2625 Monkey in Space 13d ago
More validation to what Red says in Shawshank Redemption, "Who looks at a man's shoes."
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u/Infamous-Bag6957 Monkey in Space 13d ago
The first thing I noticed was his hideous shoes because I’m used to the beanie. BROWN shoes with a gray suit?? GFTO.
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u/nicknacksc Monkey in Space 13d ago
Dude just own it already FFS
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u/HICSF Monkey in Space 13d ago edited 13d ago
Exactly. It’s not his baldness that’s unattractive. It’s that he tries to hide it.
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u/mikel3030 Monkey in Space 13d ago
His horrible personality doesn’t help either
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u/MightyOtaku Monkey in Space 13d ago
Well if he gets rid of that he won’t be invited back to the podcast.
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u/ApartmentBasic3884 Monkey in Space 13d ago
I would say that’s the primary issue here. The balding insecurity is just fluff at this point.
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u/Ok_Association_9625 Monkey in Space 13d ago
yeah girls would be all over him if he takes of the beanie
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u/Einzelteter Monkey in Space 13d ago
I know I would I'd be like daddy Tim pool let me sit on your scalp in the pool
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u/NickW1343 Monkey in Space 13d ago
There are two types of bald men: Accepters and Survivors. Tim is a Survivor of MPB.
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u/Enorminity Monkey in Space 13d ago
You ever get a sunburn on your bald spot? It’s worse than regular sunburns because the skin is so thin.
And there’s obviously no other solution to this issue than a ski cap.
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u/zqky Monkey in Space 13d ago
He’s said he wears a beanie so he doesn’t get recognized in public. So he wears a beanie at a pool party…
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u/JustEatinScabs Monkey in Space 13d ago
Which doesn't even make sense because the beanie makes him MORE recognizable now, it's part of his brand. I think it's the opposite. I think he knows if he doesn't wear the beanie most people won't know who the fuck he is.
It would be like if Daft Punk went out in their helmets when they wanted to be left alone.
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u/DrSilkyJohnsonEsq Monkey in Space 13d ago
“I’ve created a signature look so that people won’t recognize me.” -A Grifter
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u/Drunken_pizza Monkey in Space 13d ago
It’s always so awkward when someone is so obviously trying to cover up a physical feature of their appearance. 10/10 times it’s just better to own it. Even if it’s some horrible deformity, owning it just projects confidence.
If he was just bald no one would give a shit or even think about it, but awkwardly hiding it with a beanie draws attention to it and forces everyone to think about it.
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u/Fromage_debite Monkey in Space 13d ago
I started balding at 19 and have shaved it bald ever since. It’s literally not a big deal but wearing a beanie 24/7 makes into a way bigger thing than it is. Beyond even “just be confident and no one cares”. You don’t even have to be confident about or over compensate for it - no one cares at all.
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u/theganjamonster Monkey in Space 13d ago
I also started balding really young, I tried shaving it off for a while but I absolutely hated it, the feeling, the maintenance, the look (weird shaped head), everything about it sucks imo. People always say that nobody cares if you're balding but look at the comments on any interview with Ilya Sutskever, like half of them are about how he needs to do something about his hair. If you don't like being bald, what are you supposed to do? People will obviously shit on you no matter what, whether you wear a hat or not.
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u/Cupcake7591 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Ilya is a bad example because (1) he doesn’t have typical male pattern baldness, he’s missing hair from the front and (2) he doesn’t trim/shave it so it looks patchy and weird.
You’re right that the bald look doesn’t suit everyone, and that the maintenance and feel can be annoying.
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u/duckangelfan Monkey in Space 13d ago
People don’t like people who are balding. You either need hair or no hair. It’s the in between stages
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u/samuraistalin Monkey in Space 13d ago
If someone is covering up something like that it's because they've already been relentlessly bullied for it, or have bullied someone else for being different.
I think I know what's going on here with ol Timothy
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u/pentylane Monkey in Space 13d ago
For real, whenever I see pics of this dude I can literally smell the inside of a beanie that’s never been washed. I’m sure he washes it, it’s just that he only ever wears this hat
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u/giraffe-zackeffron Monkey in Space 13d ago edited 13d ago
He probably has hundreds of the same beanie. At least I would hope so. If he’s rocking the same one waking hour that thing smells foul.
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u/cmcwood Monkey in Space 13d ago
What is Roger Stone trying to cover up? Does he have really long legs that he's trying to make look like baby legs?
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u/InitiativeWild2697 Monkey in Space 13d ago
honestly not even joking he's probably in diapers by now, but it's roger stone. he'd never fucking admit it.
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u/TXSTBobCat1234 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Every bald dude I know has a hot wife/girlfriend.
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u/Flat-Length-4991 Monkey in Space 13d ago
I think at this point he’s wearing it for the “it’s his look” type of deal. There are more appropriate ways to hide baldness in the summer. Example: baseball hat.
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u/proofofmyexistence It's entirely possible 13d ago
At this point he’s in too deep: he can never ever take it off. He’d have to admit that wearing those hats constantly is immature, irrational, and just fucking weird. And I don’t think Tim’s mania would let him do something like that. The guy was just photographed standing on his tippy toes so he looked as tall as the other guy in the photo….
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u/CheckHistorical5231 Monkey in Space 13d ago
I was in the lobby of a resort hotel once and saw these three 50’s ish couples taking pictures. One dude was short and was doing the tippy toe thing. The kicker was he was wearing like 3” wedge flip flops.
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u/MotoGeno Monkey in Space 13d ago
Somewhere a photo must exist with Tim Pool and his beanie, Burt Kreisher without his shirt, and Joe Rogan on his tip toes 🤣
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u/qualitative_balls Monkey in Space 13d ago
The thing with these behaviors is this kind of acknowledgement sometimes doesn't come until after you've distanced yourself from it.
Some weeks, months, a year later he gets used to the new look, a penis head Tim and knows it's the real him. Then... He sees old pictures of himself and it settles in... Wtf was I thinking. Holy Fuck was that embarrassing
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u/Due_Illustrator965 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Just own it, you fucking sk8ter boi
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u/Lost_Farm8868 Monkey in Space 13d ago
C ya l8er boi
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u/hoglander2033 Monkey in Space 13d ago
ITS TO HIDE HIS IDENTITY BRO
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u/Fun_Recipe8614 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Honestly it's probably the opposite. I don't know that I would recognize him without it.
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u/Wolviam Monkey in Space 13d ago
Lmao a suit with a beanie hat. Thats insanely ridiculous.
This mad is extremely insecure about the shape of his bald head, that he'd rather let people mock his insecurity than letting anyone see him without a beanie.
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u/phil_davis Monkey in Space 13d ago
Couple of fucking clowns, these two. And god damn Roger Stone is one ugly mfer, lol.
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u/wowitsreallymem Monkey in Space 13d ago
Just wear a fucking wig. At least that’ll look less stupid than a wooly hat in Florida.
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u/WhyBuyMe Monkey in Space 13d ago
Or a hat that goes with a suit. He could go all out and buy a fancy hat if he feels he needs to wear a hat all the time instead of looking like a meth head that just robbed a Men's Warehouse.
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u/Juan_Fandango Monkey in Space 13d ago
Yeah but if he deviates from the beanie and wears another hat then it dispels any sense that he wears the beanie as a part of his "look" or identity - and that it's simply there to obscure his hilariously bald and strange head.
He's snookered himself.
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u/714jayson714 Monkey in Space 13d ago
That's not wool, it looks to be a 60/30/10 polyester/dacron/spandex blend
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u/Conscious-Housing-45 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Right? Those hair systems are fucking great and only like 500 to $1k
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u/proofofmyexistence It's entirely possible 13d ago edited 13d ago
The insecurity strong with this one.
I bet that’s some lame ass tip they fell short guys on those stupid fucking looksmaxing subs. Just go ahead Tim, wear your beanie 24/7 in blistering hot weather and exclusively start to only stand on your tippy toes. Hell, lie about having a wife and complete your transformation into a completely farcical, 2 inch taller, hair having tradhusband. You’re doing great.
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u/qualitative_balls Monkey in Space 13d ago
You don't understand do you? Standing on his tippy toes makes it so his real height is undeducible. Combine that with an unrecognizable head and we are looking at a being so completely amorphous we could be witnessing a new stage of evolution
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u/BearBearJarJar Monkey in Space 13d ago
Yeah i mean all those "Alpha males" are insanely insecure. They think they're unlovable which makes them hateful and they then project that onto women or minorities or anything else that is "woke"
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u/GuyMansworth Monkey in Space 13d ago
My roommate is a Tate-bro. He has a higher pitched voice for an adult man. When he answers phones or talks to girls you can hear his voice alter to a lower, deeper tone.
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u/Conscious-Group Monkey in Space 13d ago
This dude won the internet money challenge, why can’t he just retire from the spotlight?
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u/chrisscottish Monkey in Space 13d ago
Nothing says 'I'm a fucking idiot' like posing with Roger Stone
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u/regular6drunk7 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Exactly! Being seen smiling with Roger Stone is way more embarrassing than anything else in the pic.
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u/Fizzy_Astronaut Monkey in Space 13d ago
Probably idolizes Stone and that’s just sad and pathetic
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u/Oelplattform1 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Maybe he’ll get a photorealistic Nixon tattoo on his back too.
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u/Grovers_HxC Monkey in Space 13d ago
Roger is the embodiment of the word “scumfuck.”
He’s humanity’s kidney stone.
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u/DrSilkyJohnsonEsq Monkey in Space 13d ago
I wonder if he got to fuck Mrs Stone’s big floppy pussy.
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u/HammerAndSickleBot Monkey in Space 13d ago
Hey now, Tim isn’t about to let cancel culture stop him from hanging out with convicted felons. TBH, I thought Stone was a pariah for the right now? I can’t keep track…
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u/Moar_tacos Monkey in Space 13d ago
Nothing says 'I'm a festering bag of shit' like posing with Tim Pool.
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u/epicurious_elixir Monkey in Space 13d ago
Tim is a shameless grifter, but hey...he makes bank I guess...but damn, his fans are next level stupid...just take a gander at r/TimPool.
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u/girthy-member Monkey in Space 13d ago
roger stones looks utterly bizarre, bet he's got some serious skeletons in his closet. he looks like the kind of guy that would be sitting in a mask with the other rich dirty old men watching the Squid Game.
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u/tries4accuracy Monkey in Space 13d ago
Stone is a swinger and a cuck.
Timmy is probably playing cabana boy for stone’s wife as Roger sits in the corner sadly masturbating his septuagenarian noodle.
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u/mmikke Monkey in Space 13d ago
What the fuck is up with these obscenely rich old corrupt fucks dressing like a homeless man who was gifted a suit that is way too fucking huge?
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u/WillEnvironmental653 Monkey in Space 13d ago
You guys need to lay off about the damn beanie. He'd take it off if he could but it's been fused to his scalp. Like that lady that got her ass fused to the toilet seat. Pray for the child.
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u/robbodee I used to be addicted to Quake 13d ago
Absolute doofus. The beanie is a silly item to make "your thing," to the point where you can't take it off when you put on a suit and schmooze with notable people.
Wear a funny lapel pin, or a silly tie, or colorful socks, or some other stupid shit. Whatever. Just take the god damned beanie off already.
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u/ImAnGenius Monkey in Space 13d ago
The beanie is "his thing" because he's bald, I don't think he's exactly doing it to be unique (though it unintentionally is).
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u/trupa Monkey in Space 13d ago
He doesn't have enough money for plugs? Should ask Elon Musk
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u/ValuableNo189 Monkey in Space 13d ago
That's a good point. I know a guy with front and back plugs and it was only $10k and 1 year. Tim could definitely afford thag
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u/bonenecklace Monkey in Space 13d ago
You can’t wear any sort of hats or cover ups while the plugs are healing which means Tim would have to disappear from socials & streaming for, get this, two whole weeks..
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u/J__P Monkey in Space 13d ago
he needs to upgrade to the Ali G skull cap. much lighter and cooler for the dome.
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u/MarcTurntables Paid attention to the literature 13d ago
Hey kids, just remember that the dick he’s standing next to has a tattoo on his back.
Of Richard Nixon.
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u/Dragonfruit-Still Monkey in Space 13d ago
Roger stone is a loser, a criminal, a lunatic, and a thug. Taking a picture with him proudly is a joke.
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u/DentalDon-83 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Tim should consult Trump and Stone on where they got their hair plugs
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u/NoNotThatScience Monkey in Space 13d ago
dudes 37, no one expects you to have a good hairline so just rock the skinhead.. or jesus christ just go to turkey and get it fixed, god knows he has enough money to.
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u/Drewfus_ Monkey in Space 13d ago
Dude. I’m 36. Trying to figure out where my hairline is going.
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u/laidbacklenny Monkey in Space 13d ago
And all I can think about is Roger Stone is the reason W became president by staging the Brooks Brothers riot. That guy's fucked democracy harder than Trumpy the diapered thug wannabe ever dreampt of.
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u/Pleasant-Site8617 Monkey in Space 13d ago
I don't know who that is but I can only assume he's a scumbag pussy like the old bitch next to him.
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u/Impossible-Affect-84 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Nothing says “I’m a piece of shit”, like taking a photo with Roger Stone.
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u/forgotmyusername93 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Do none of these people use tailors???
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u/Spaniardlad Monkey in Space 13d ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha who listens to this insecure clown?!
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u/Flimsy_Motivations Monkey in Space 13d ago
No one would know it was him if he wasn't wearing the hat.
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u/BirdLeeBird Monkey in Space 13d ago
Confidently rocking a bald head is alpha as fuck. Like I know this dude is a dweeb, but it's weird that he can't understand that baldness can be super empowering. Get some fucking scalp tattoos you almond boy
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u/johnnyboy5270 Monkey in Space 13d ago
I mean I understand branding but holy hell. It probably does make him more recognizable tho. Otherwise he would just be a short bald guy.
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u/Hawkeyes_dirtytrick Monkey in Space 13d ago
Who the fuck calls a beanie a ski hat lmao
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u/Jazzlike_Benefit8897 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Imagine standing next to Tim Pool and not pushing him into the pool
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u/Automatic-Cable-9265 Monkey in Space 13d ago
I think it's a comfort thing for him. Or he's just known for wearing it so he always does.
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u/Logan_SVD Monkey in Space 13d ago
Even Eminem being MC couldnt pull of a beenie with suit in Miami.
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u/Revolutionary_Box569 Monkey in Space 13d ago
He’s gonna come out one day with the most beautiful hair transplant you’ve ever seen, gonna look like this
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u/TheGreatSciz Monkey in Space 13d ago
He doesn’t take it off when he wears a suit!?