Nothing says “I’m not bald” like a ski hat in Miami.

[u/f-as-in-frank]

[u/robbodee]

Absolute doofus. The beanie is a silly item to make "your thing," to the point where you can't take it off when you put on a suit and schmooze with notable people.

Wear a funny lapel pin, or a silly tie, or colorful socks, or some other stupid shit. Whatever. Just take the god damned beanie off already.

[u/ImAnGenius → u/robbodee]

The beanie is "his thing" because he's bald, I don't think he's exactly doing it to be unique (though it unintentionally is).

[u/Bluegill15 → u/robbodee]

You’re not quite getting it

[u/robbodee → u/Bluegill15]

No, I get it. It's deep seeded insecurity. There are other hats, though. He's made a wilful decision to make the beanie his "thing." It was embarrassing before, but with a suit? Inexcusable.

[u/Bluegill15 → u/robbodee]

Well it’s the insecurity about baldness, not just wanting to make “a thing” out of an accessory item

[u/robbodee → u/Bluegill15]

Again, there are other hats. Hats that don't make you look like a doofus in a suit. You're not quite getting it.