r/JoeRogan • u/plkirk423 Monkey in Space • 14d ago
Sounds pretty accurate to me Meme đ©
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u/KaleidoscopeOk5763 Monkey in Space 14d ago
I hear all the time ghosts yelling âBOO!â and Iâm just like âOk have it your way buddy!â
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u/Dizzy-Specific8884 High as Giraffe's Pussy 14d ago
I read this in their voices and it's beyond hilarious, especially when you realize this could have been a real convo.
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u/FrontBench5406 Monkey in Space 14d ago
What I love most is that im my mind reading this like you, my knows perfectly how to read in JP's crying voice while really going through it. haha
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u/Blyatt-Man Monkey in Space 14d ago
I canât tell if this is profound or not
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u/SickNBadderThanFuck 14d ago
Listen bucko, the only way we can manage to continue as a civilization is to get to the bloody core of this collective hallucination we have referred to as language. What does profound even mean?! We need to deeply examine this and, and, like the men in the horrible gulags we have to endure a rigorous mentally fortitude to prepare ourselves as we journey deep into the belly of the beast! We are slaying dragons here like a bloody St George archetype as we hold onto the foundations of the ramparts of western civilization! Think of all those poor poor men who worked to death on mines to bring us the shadow energy of the Earth's coal! They are in the childless womb of the mother Earth and they vote witness to the birth of our entire hegemony. It's darn bloody foolish to discount this incredible inheritance. starts crying
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u/Blyatt-Man Monkey in Space 14d ago
Now I know for a FACT that what you just said was profound.
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u/BrahquinPhoenix Monkey in Space 14d ago
Yeah that's an actual thought, I'd be amazed If Peterson has ever tracked an idea that abstract and made it make sense lol.
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u/Chronophobia07 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Are you able to do this so accurately because youâve heard so many Peterson podcasts due to not being able to look away from a train wreck? Because thatâs what happened to me.
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u/SurpriseHamburgler Monkey in Space 13d ago
Ozempic misuse and a god-complex gave birth to profundity itself; itâs Petersonâs all the way down.
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u/Responsible_Lab_1286 Monkey in Space 14d ago
It is profound. Especially if youâre on benzos.
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u/JesusStarbox Monkey in Space 14d ago
I used to be addicted to benzos. It still sounded like bullshit.
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u/Responsible_Lab_1286 Monkey in Space 14d ago
Used to be. Good for you getting off. Cheers.
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u/ex-machina616 Monkey in Space 13d ago
presumptuous. maybe they are still addicted to benzos and they used to be addicted too
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u/ekpyroticflow Monkey in Space 14d ago
"Look at the cereal aisle these days. You think postmodern cultural Marxism is going to allow Booberry anymore???"
"I don't think so."
"OF COURSE NOT IT'S BLOODY APOCALYPTIC."
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u/CptDecaf Monkey in Space 14d ago
"And so you have to ask yourself, 'what are the consequences of letting gay people into our grocery stores?'" "And the answer is WE DON'T BLOODY KNOW!" "But it's DEFINITELY NOT GOOD!"
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u/Itburns138 Pull that shit up Jaime 14d ago
Just don't get him going on the evil and tyranny of Elmo and Sesame Street
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u/SickNBadderThanFuck 13d ago
One of the mods here banned me for 3 months for posting one of those joke tweets đ
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u/ComfortablyNomNom Monkey in Space 14d ago
"Spirit? Presence? Poltergeist??! You won't compel me to use your spectral pronouns, up yours you ghost moralists!"
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u/Affectionate_You_203 Monkey in Space 14d ago
I definitely read it in his voice. I also threw in a few âitâs likeâ for good measure.
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u/WillingMachine7218 Monkey in Space 14d ago
I've been watching Tosh Show podcast and the first question he asks his guests is "Do you believe in ghosts?" Like ten episodes in someone asks him why he asks that question. He says "Because I want to know if you're an idiot." Love that guy.
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u/BeamTeam032 Monkey in Space 13d ago
You couldn't convince me this wasn't an actual conversation between the two. lmao
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u/Critical_Concert_689 Monkey in Space 14d ago
when a ghost calls you "boo,"
the only proper response is, "it's not like you scare me or anything b...b...baka!"
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u/306_rallye Monkey in Space 12d ago
There's no "jerk" in the sub title..... Soooo is this real? lol
I'll say no, but with Jordan you never can tell what pseudo bs he'll come out with
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u/306_rallye Monkey in Space 12d ago
There's no "jerk" in the sub title..... Soooo is this real? lol
I'll say no, but with Jordan you never can tell what pseudo bs he'll come out with
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u/Necessary-Middle-964 Monkey in Space 14d ago
Can you imagine still being a fan of his and hanging onto his every wordâŠ. Nightmare fuel
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u/MostVarious2029 N-Dimethyltryptamine 13d ago
Doubt you were ever a fan.
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u/TheReverend5 Monkey in Space 13d ago
Most people with basic critical thinking werenât ever JP fans
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u/v_for__vegeta Monkey in Space 14d ago
Itâs missing a mention of âMarxismâ by JP otherwise perfect
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u/bionicjoe Monkey in Space 13d ago
So lemme get this straight.
We all hate Joe Rogan's podcast now, and we have to hate-fuck Jordan Peterson's wife immediately on-sight.
Am i missing something?
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u/markhuerta I used to be addicted to Quake 14d ago
I donât even like Jordan Peterson but I love when this sub dunks on him and does fake Peterson posts. If only we had more lampoons of Lex.
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u/Sure-Emphasis2621 Monkey in Space 10d ago
Talk, walk and act like a meme and you get memed. Sorry thems the rules
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u/Snellyman Monkey in Space 14d ago
You see the ghost has no choice in the matter of his vocation because he has limited his option by being dead. That-is-not-to-say that he has to fulfill the archetype of those that are no longer living but that he inhabits a reality of the not living but visible to the living. But his existence is devoid of proper role models and the encouragement of other non-living souls (tears welling up). If some unearthly specter just took the time to guide him in the ways in being haunting we wouldn't have so many lost souls booing us (sobs).