r/aww • u/cleo1793 • 13d ago

My boy Adonis , he’s just turned 1

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u/Thekiddbrandon 13d ago

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u/jumblebee22 13d ago

Dear Adonis…

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u/Snoo50361 13d ago

I'm sorry that that man is your father, let me be honest

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u/fleischio 13d ago

It takes a man to be a man, your dad is not responsive

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

I look at him and wish your grandfather would have wore a condom

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u/Mich0329 12d ago

I'm sorry that you gotta grow up and then stand behind him

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u/cmcdermo 12d ago

Life is hard, I know the challenge always gon beat us home

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u/newellz 12d ago

But that’s alright, we gonna make it, I’m used to fighting in the thunderdome.

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u/wetclogs 12d ago

Never let a man piss on your leg, son

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u/nicki_san 12d ago

Either you die right there or pop that man in the head, son

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u/milesbeats 12d ago

As a rapper this is the best thread I have ever seen on aww

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u/b1tchf1t 12d ago

Not a rapper but the only reason I opened the comments was to find this thread.

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u/BILOXII-BLUE 12d ago

I saw Adonis and then r/aww and was immediately like ohhhhhh shit. Then saw the cat and thought OH SHIT here we go

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u/theresidentdiva 12d ago

Seriously lol is the battle leaking into awww? Lmao I love this timeline.

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u/Temporary_Visual_230 12d ago

It is truly phenomenal

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u/PM_ME_UR_LBOMB_MOMMY 12d ago

Il est vraiment phénomenal La la la la la la la la

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u/300andWhat 12d ago

It leaked into the Paper Mario Community on Tumblr lmao

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u/wetclogs 12d ago

It has become ubiquitous. K Dot may make a late run for POTUS this year. He’d win.

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u/Beginning-Area-2993 12d ago

OP has to be so confused...

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u/No-Explanation6422 12d ago

Was not disappointed

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u/BILOXII-BLUE 12d ago

OP knew... they always know...

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u/Lil_Drake_Spotify 12d ago

Lmaoooo 😭😭😭

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u/Even-Willow 13d ago

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom.

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u/Imaginary_Brick_3643 12d ago

Hahahhahaha love it!

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u/FCkeyboards 12d ago

Woo someone else did it. Thank god. I would have felt terrible but the urge was nigh irresistible!

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u/emperorjarvistheXIII 12d ago

I WENT IN HERE KNOWING I'D SEE THIS AND I DID

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u/theSPYDERDUDE 12d ago

Dude I was so prepared for it and I’m not disappointed 😂

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u/MissssAmurica 12d ago

I am deadddd but I think he’s cute! 🥰

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u/axxionkamen 12d ago

Hahaha I had the same thought, crodie

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u/vizualb 12d ago

You are hiding a kitten

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u/BILOXII-BLUE 12d ago

Nah, OP accidentally forgot a '1' in their title, 11 is more of an elderly cat 

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u/GucciGlocc 12d ago

LET THAT BOY COME HOME

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u/thebarnhouse 12d ago

Know nuttin bout daat

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u/R_V_Z 12d ago

Yeah, OP, tell us, does Adonis have a sister?

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u/-MichaelWazowski- 12d ago

LMAO the timeliness of this is fantastic.

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u/nilabanlow 13d ago

A spawn of satan

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 12d ago

thank you for that laugh 🤣

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u/_-Smoke-_ 13d ago edited 12d ago

He looks like he'd drop souls at the foot of your bed.

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u/mffdiver420 12d ago

Yeah that cat will eat you

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u/knewfrieza2 12d ago

I was just waiting for this

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u/GetrIndia 13d ago

Man, those mitts could slap the ugly right off your face. What a gorgeous boy.

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u/cleo1793 13d ago

Haha couldn’t they?! And aww thank you ☺️

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u/Electrical_Beyond998 12d ago

He looks like he could be the twin brother of my boy, his name was Kitty. He was the best cat I’ve ever had, lost him in 2021. He was 17 and as pretty the day he died as he was when we brought him home.

https://preview.redd.it/20nlb8vqtpyc1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea73dd61e644d9834edc69304c26625a71a1df99

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u/chaosbella 12d ago

He was beautiful.

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u/Belledelanuit 13d ago

What a handsome boy! I bet he's a cuddler. 😽😽😽😽

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u/Foghorn925 12d ago

That ain't no damn cat. That's a shadow beast from some another realm.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 12d ago

That first pic screams: "I don't live with you....You live with ME"

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u/CosmoKing2 12d ago

More like "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me."

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u/LupusDeusMagnus 13d ago

The first image looks so... wild, beastly, like a cunning panther planning how to best savour you.

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u/slrp484 12d ago

Looks like he just killed Mufasa.

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u/Prestigious_Door_690 12d ago

Lol I think you just cured a deep emotional wound, that made me chuckle and that scene in the lion king makes me so angry/sad.

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u/Haggisboy 13d ago

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u/lolheyaj 13d ago

Uncanny 

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 12d ago

I’ve been trying to figure it out

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u/Orgasmic_interlude 12d ago

He would be a good cast for an older beast from xmen.

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u/Maadstar 13d ago

There is a whole subreddit for cats that look like him. Can't remember the name of it

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u/cpeck29 13d ago

r/ronperlmancat

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u/TrailMomKat 12d ago

So, that sub led me down an odd rabbit hole because I saw the name of a show my mother and my Mama both used to watch; Beauty and the Beast. And because of this rabbit hole, I learned that George R.R. Martin wrote for that show.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 12d ago

I remember him on Twitter asking that people stop telling him he looks like their cat. "I know."

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u/cbbuntz 12d ago

There was a whole show dedicated to him looking like a cat, so it goes both ways

https://i.imgur.com/0zTxHUK.jpg

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u/webbhare1 13d ago

This would be crazy if your real name is Aubrey

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u/4metxhrow 12d ago

ADONIS IS YOUR SON, and he deserves more than a reddit post, that’s real

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u/KickedinTheDick 12d ago

Love that kitty, respect that girl.

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u/lethal_7 12d ago

Forget she’s a purrstar, let her be your world, meow!

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u/minatureone 12d ago

It’s about to be a scratching post summer…

Chop the tops off the cat food!

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u/CatterMater 13d ago edited 13d ago

He looks like he could beat me up and steal my wallet. I love him!

Also:

https://preview.redd.it/j1bvctvk5pyc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b1b71ad0fe59a3e6d1f1839ad9d3f3ee73650d9

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u/Prestigious_Door_690 12d ago

ACK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHOW

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u/CatterMater 12d ago

Ron Perlman starring as Ron Perlman cat...man.

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u/707Guy 13d ago

Watch out, Kendrick’s coming for him next

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u/Slender_Rex 12d ago

Kendrick said that he would take Adonis in and mentor him. He accepts him as a member of the community.

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u/OviRussianSpy 12d ago

More like Drake since the cat is so young.

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u/65words 12d ago

💀

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u/BILOXII-BLUE 12d ago

"A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrr" omg that lyric is so stuck in my head right now because of the delivery and how hilarious it is. But then I think about it and I'm like ah gross :/

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u/ExcuseOpposite618 12d ago

Nah cats name is Adonis, drake not in its life for sure.

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u/Raystee 12d ago

Certified catophiles

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u/RAGEEEEE 12d ago

He's going to post pictures of the cats med's

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u/-MichaelWazowski- 12d ago

K Dot about to expose this cat as a sex offender.

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u/LP_Love 13d ago

No idea what breed this is, but he’s so majestic & awesome-looking! I want one!

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u/cleo1793 13d ago

Thanks and He’s a Maine Coon ☺️

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u/andybmcc 13d ago

Sure he's not a Ron Pearlman?

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u/harleyqueenzel 13d ago edited 12d ago

All Maine Coons are Ron Perlman but not *all Ron Perlmans are Maine Coons.

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u/fleischio 13d ago

Exact, it’s like squares and rectangles

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u/Wedgetails 13d ago

He’s gorgeous , I thought he was a Norwegian forest cat

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u/PurplePenguinCat 13d ago

Norwegian Forest cats are gorgeous and HUGE!

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u/Oopity-Boop 13d ago

Maine Coon cats are so majestic. Love them 🥰🥰

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u/MattieShoes 13d ago

If it's an enormous long-haired cat that looks like Ron Perlman, it's probably a Maine Coon.

That cat probably weighs more than both my cats combined.

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u/passionateamateur 12d ago

That’s first photo legit scared me. What a beautiful and stunning creature!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/hawk_199 13d ago

Every damn cat is plotting something, only waiting for that one window of opportunity to execute their plan

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u/canolafly 13d ago

Outside.

My wee cat seems to understand the FedEx truck means a giant heavy box and she can launch herself off my back to sweet, sweet freedom...that terrifies her and she wants right back in the house.

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u/Ratfor 13d ago

Look, I'm sure someone sold you a "Cat"

That isn't a cat. I don't know what the hell that Thing is, but it isn't a cat.

That said, assuming it's friendly, carry on.

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u/Stouts 12d ago

I buy that he's a cat, but it's the one year old part I question.

That cat looks like he has responsibilities. That cat is drowning in debt from a failed business. That cat needs to find a way to pay for his grandchildrens medical bills. That cat needs to change his name from Adonis to Atlas.

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u/awolfinthewall 12d ago

This cat is possibly an immortal wizard of some kind.

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u/shayetheleo 12d ago

That cat is a mythical creature in the form of a cat that has a quest for you.

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u/Aggressive_Expert_63 12d ago

That is a whole dude

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u/JohnnyOmm 12d ago

Dear Adonis, I’m sorry that that cat is your father

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u/mohugz 13d ago

I feel judged

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u/CakeSuperb8487 13d ago

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u/NeilOhighO 12d ago

Definitely the first ting I thought of.

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u/ohmydearlucia 13d ago

Happy birthday, beautiful boy!

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u/cleo1793 13d ago

Thank you ☺️

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u/gangelo100 13d ago

🤩🤩🤩Beautiful! Looks much like our Zeki! Although Zeki is a bit older 🥹

https://preview.redd.it/j1d4lwdfooyc1.jpeg?width=2318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258d75da19f36ce3316f38dbaf9e506f931329ec

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u/Synergiex 13d ago

What a Pretty boy. What is the story behind the name? It means smart in Turkish but you dont seem to be Turkish. Or maybe you are, who knows

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u/gangelo100 13d ago

Short for King 👑 Ezekiel. One of my favorite prophets in the Bible 😊

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u/Semawer 12d ago

To fair if I were to imagine prophets as cats, I'd picture a cat like Zeki. Great name for a great kitty!

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u/christopher4177 13d ago

Your cat has such distinct marking, no one could ever steal him from you.

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u/NeedBetterModsThe2nd 13d ago

Assuming anyone would be crazy enough to try anyway

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u/christopher4177 13d ago

I understand! 😊

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u/AcrolloPeed 12d ago

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

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u/These_Drama4494 12d ago

Dear Adonis,

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u/A-VeryAutisticChild 13d ago

Hes so beautiful!! [And expensive..]

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u/cleo1793 13d ago

Aww thank you. And yes. Yes he is. I have another Maine coon too. She’s a little younger than him

https://preview.redd.it/qfjrw5xpeoyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30f3f685bbf0fa73a21a03a48f378a4b7d71d9a

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u/swillotter 13d ago

Good lord what type of beast is this?

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u/Samiel_Fronsac 13d ago

It's a Maine Coon, I think.

Big, fluffy, regal mane. Ron Perlman face.

Safe bet.

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u/cleo1793 13d ago

He is a Maine Coon and he gets that a lot about his face lol

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u/koolaideprived 13d ago

r/ronperlmancats It's a whole thing.

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u/youngbingbong 13d ago

Deer Adonis

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u/Past_Instruction_56 13d ago

Glad he finally got a proper role model. Fuck aubrey

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u/cleo1793 13d ago

He’s my baby 😂

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u/TikkiTakiTomtom 13d ago

Have you ever been intimidated by a cat before?

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u/GameStationGunny 13d ago

Absolute Stud.

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u/Adronikos 13d ago

Khajiit wishes you well.

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u/Dont_Start_None 12d ago

Umm... shakily Happy Birthday Adonis... 😳😳

He looks very interesting 😊

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u/TaggTeam 13d ago

He looks like the kind of person who would have told Scar to push Mufasa off the cliff.

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u/L00NlE 12d ago

When i saw "Adonis" i knew the comments were gonna be on point 😂

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u/Complete_Procedure74 13d ago

Awesome name for him!! Fits very well!

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u/FeathersOfJade 13d ago

Stunning kitty!

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u/shewhosleepswithdogs 13d ago

He's magnificent!

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u/GGsouth 13d ago

He's magnificent!

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u/shishforlife2 12d ago

He's the one who pspspspses at you when he wants to call you

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u/BubblegumNyan 13d ago

Fluffy big boy 🩷

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u/Advent012 13d ago

That’s a scary looking cat.

I love it.

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u/PhelanPKell 13d ago

THUNDER! THUNDER!!!! THUNDER CATS!!!!!

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u/BondG10 13d ago

So Majestic!

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u/karaszoo 13d ago

He is so HANDSOME!!!!!

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u/Ripillmindofkayls 13d ago

His face is so majestic

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u/eMan117 13d ago

Adonis has wares, IF you have the coin

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u/Larkspur71 12d ago

That's a werewolf. Cat or not.

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u/Right_Hour 12d ago

That’s not Adonis. That thing looks more like Anubis.

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u/erynhuff 12d ago

What a terrible time to have a cat named that lmaooooo

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u/TallanoGoldDigger 12d ago

you are hiding a cat, let the pet come home

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u/FAH-Q-All 12d ago

https://preview.redd.it/rkuv7e22mqyc1.png?width=2270&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f454f09dc5d36ce241ecc2510789a0f9dfee1eb

You kitty looks like The Maine coon version of my Eddie! They have the same eyes and coloring! Eddie was Persian and Himalayan. His mother was Himalayan, and his father was Persian. He was an awesome cat! Unfortunately my old GF kept him when we split up. I’m still bummed about loosing him years later. I hope he is still doing good today! June 10th will be his 14th birthday. Your handsome Kitty man made me think of Eddie. Happy Birthday Adonis!!!

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u/LindoCoffe 13d ago

He is majestic, my next dog is going to be a Maine Coon

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u/marvin_nash9 13d ago

I want one … awesome

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u/dontblamemenohow 13d ago

He looks very disappointed in me. (He’s right too :()

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u/MadEyeMood989 12d ago

I feel like he’ll reward me with gold if I answer his riddles three.

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u/AndromedaPickles 12d ago

Pretty sure he can see my past lives

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u/Empowered-Rabbit 12d ago

What an extinguished gentleman

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u/screwthisnaming 12d ago

I live how every Maine Coon ive seen on this site looks like a damn wizard ready to send me on a quest

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u/GingerMeTimberMate 12d ago

We need to see a kitten photo because you NAILED the name 😻

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u/ochocosunrise 12d ago

He looks like an anthropomorphic cat seen in old cartoons. But also majestic and beautiful.

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u/ReadyNeedleworker424 12d ago

He’s a gorgeous hunk of kitty!!

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u/Enclaveboi4ever 12d ago

he Kinda Looks like a Khajiit from Skyrim

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u/coreytiger 12d ago

An American Werewolf in London is one of my favorite films!

(In all seriousness, your boy Adonis is GORGEOUS! )

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u/FabulousBrief4569 12d ago

Wtf?! I thought that was a werewolf in the 1st picture

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u/Alternative-Feed-423 12d ago

He’s a beast and a beauty 😃❤️😎

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u/deniseasn 12d ago

He looks like those talking cats the come out in movies that convince you to do something you’re not supposed to do lol

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u/Katniss_Puurrf3ct 12d ago

He is a lovely, handsome fella! 😻 You did good! 😺

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u/MrXilas 12d ago

He calls you "Kitten" now.

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u/Natural_Pangolin_395 12d ago

Maine coons are beasts.

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u/Mountain-Garage-6829 12d ago

Your cat looks like he wants to bring justice to Gotham City

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u/carlhorvath3 12d ago

Otherworldly

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u/MettaRed 12d ago

Bro Adonis looks like he’s ready to pass drivers ed and start a new career

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u/UXIEM3N 12d ago

What's this race of cats called? Do you have any pics of him as a newborn/kitten? :D

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u/saschaleib 12d ago

That’s not “your boy”. That’s a daemon sent from hell to punish you for your misdeeds!

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u/ferocious_fox69 12d ago

"fetch me their souls" type look, kinda cool

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u/TyTekAurora 12d ago

Thriller vibes, cute cat though

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u/7wiseman7 12d ago

he is literally the gigachad of cats

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u/JudgmentNitram 12d ago

Khajiit has wares if you have coin...

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u/CoolBamaGuy 12d ago

Beautiful cat,those eyes pierce your soul though, love the name too

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u/BenedictusClemens 12d ago

"...he’s just turned 1 million years old."

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u/kitkatamas88 12d ago

1 century

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u/Timberwolves_4781 12d ago

Ron Perlman cat for sure

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u/AcanthocephalaLow936 12d ago

please i want that exact cat (if it’s a maine coon) how did you get him??

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u/cleo1793 12d ago

He is a Maine coon. And I’m in the UK. Was from a breeder in the Uk ☺️

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u/Mrs_Gracie2001 12d ago

So envious! What a king

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u/Kalabula 12d ago

He’s a looker alright.

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u/NSCButNotThatNSC 13d ago

Properly named that handsome guy.

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u/Loves_tacos 13d ago

Your cat is Ron Perlman

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u/Hulkemo 13d ago

r/CTLLRP

A beautiful boy