r/clevercomebacks 27d ago

That's some seriously old beer!

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u/Who_am_ey3 27d ago

funnily enough, the US has been a country way longer than Germany has been one

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u/Defacticool 27d ago

Well no it's been a state (polity state, not subdivision state) for longer.

The country of germany existed prior to the creation of a german state.

Same with italy as mentioned below.

In the year 1650 (or whenever) people would still call, say, berlin "in germany".

There just wasn't a unified state over the entire country as of yet.

Hell the HRE was at points called the german empire

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u/bhyellow 27d ago

This isn’t true.

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u/Defacticool 27d ago

What specifically isn't true?

I just read it through again to be sure and everything is objectively true.

Germany as a country outdates america as a country (america is a bit complicated in this regard since it difficult to argue what manifestation of it is "the" country. Is it post or pre spanish-america integration for instance. Pre louisiana purchase you also have s massive stumbling block in that like a third of current america wouldn't be included in america the original country then, etc)

America (USA) as a state outdates germany as a state.

Although, funnily enough, italy was a state before america (the kingdom of italy) although obviously the state of italy isn't unbroken like america the state is.

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u/Any-Chocolate-2399 27d ago

German nationalism, the idea of "Germans" as a people, dates to the 1850's.

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u/Lortekonto 27d ago

When we started eating bread here in Denmark a guy wrote a poem about how bad bread was. That poem became part of some sagas that were written down in the 12th century, when we started writting down the sagas.

Anyway. That poem is pretty clear that bread is so bad for your health that only germans, as a people, would consider eating it.

Since the poem was written down a few hundred years before the 1850's and we did in fact start eating bread a thousand year or so before that, I will make a wild guess that some one had considered the Germans a single people before the 1850's.

Since the germans crowned the first king of the germans in the 11th century I kind of think that they were also themself thinking about the germans as a people a bit before the 1850's.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

germanic != german

one is an ethnicity the other is a national identity

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u/NarcissisticCat 27d ago

Sort of but be careful because Germanic these days includes all the speakers of the Germanic languages(incl. English, Scandinavians etc.).

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u/Lortekonto 27d ago

German is also an ethnicity. A subgroup of the Germanic identity. The germanic group includes the english, nordic, ethnicities and so on.

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u/ThisAppSucksBall 27d ago

That poem is about Germanic people, not people from a country called Germany.

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u/Lortekonto 27d ago

Not germanic people. Danes are also germanic people. So it is about german people and since it talks about german people, then it points toward people having an idea about the germans as a people around that time.

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u/ThisAppSucksBall 27d ago

Well if lack of continuity isn't a concern then America is older than 250 years old, since native countries were here before America was established

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u/GordonCharlieGordon 27d ago

Okay so where are the countries of Palestine and Kurdistan then.

Where was Poland in 1905? What is the native land of the Vatican people? They certainly have a country, but if a country is the same as your native land then they must have one. Where are all the countries of the OG Americans within the borders of the currently recognized countries?

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u/CANT_BEAT_PINWHEEL 27d ago

If a racist wrote a poem about how only Spanish speaking people would consider eating some awful food that wouldn’t be evidence that Mexico, Argentina, Spain, Chile, and Colombia are one country. It would just be an amorphous Other with no exact definition besides they are not us. Similarly, some guy in Denmark writing that the foreigners outside Denmark’s borders are gross bread eaters does not mean he thinks they’re one unified country 

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u/Lortekonto 27d ago

We are not talking about germany as an unified country. We are talking about the germans as a people.

the idea of "Germans" as a people, dates to the 1850's.

If some guy wrote a poem about spanish people, then it would prove that people had an idea about the spanish as a people.

So when a dane write a poem referes to the germans as a people, then it properly means that there was an idea about the germans as a people, which OP claims does not happen before 1850's.

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u/CANT_BEAT_PINWHEEL 27d ago

You think Mexico, Colombia, Argentina, and Spain are “a people” because they speak the same language?

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u/Ozryela 27d ago

Don't be obtuse. People from Mexico, Colombia or Argentina are not called Spanish.

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u/Lortekonto 27d ago

I think spanish people are spanish people, so when people speak about spanish people, then it is a good indicator about them having an idea about the spanish as a people.

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u/AgilePeace5252 27d ago

You think germans are just speaking the same language? I'd even fo as far as to say that they weren't even speaking the same German when that poem was written.

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u/ImpressiveBeyond8038 27d ago

Not really. The idea had formed over quiet some time between 843, when the East Francian kingdom was formed, encompassing mainly Germanic speaking regions and the 1150s, when the influential chronist Otto von Freising attributed all East Francian kings and Holy Roman Emperors from Otto I. onwards as 'Rex Teutonicorum', king of the German people. German nationalists in the 19th century happily used this idea of a 'realm of the German speaking people', but the idea is much older than modern era nation states.

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u/throwawaySpikesHelp 27d ago

The idea of Germania and the Germans is a Roman (not holy) idea. Goes back way farther than 800s into the BCs.

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u/ImpressiveBeyond8038 27d ago

Yes, as a general cultural region, like Gallia and the Gauls. But there was no king or realm or council of the Germans back then.

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u/Shiirooo 27d ago

The funny thing is that Francia is a Latin word meaning France. So East Francia means Eastern France.

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u/Lamaredia 27d ago

Eh, not quite. Francia was the realm of the Franks, a Germanic speaking people. France is what West Francia later evolved into, as the Franks in the west intermixed with the vulgar Latin-speaking locals.

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u/ImpressiveBeyond8038 27d ago

Which is exacty what it was. Francia means realm of the Franks or Francs. Latin speaking West Francia kept its name, both in their own Latin derived language (France) and in the dialects of their Germanic speaking brethren in East Francia (Frankreich i.e. realm of the Franks). East Francia changed its name over time, as most of its people where not necessary Franks but from a number of Germanic tribes and the realm developed into a confederation of semi-independent petty kingdoms, dutchies and counties. Thus a Holy Roman Empire under a King of the Germans (not King of Germany) somehow did fit better.

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u/Any-Chocolate-2399 27d ago

"Asia" is not a national identity.

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u/ImpressiveBeyond8038 27d ago

Yes, and there was never a 'realm of Asian speaking people' either, for obvious reasons.

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u/eppic123 27d ago

Magna Germania, the historic region of the German people, dates back 2000 years, and there are even records of Germanic tribes centuries before that. What you're taking about is when the German Confederation became the German Empire.

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u/jefffosta 27d ago

When was Germany (the modern country) unified?

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u/eppic123 27d ago

Modern day Germany, as in Federal Republic of Germany, didn't have a unification. It was founded on 23. Mai 1949 and was reunified on 3. Oktober 1990. The German unification was 1. January 1871.

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u/someone3431 27d ago

In the pre-WWs and pre cold war form the German wars of unification culminated in the victory over the french in the Franco Prussian war of 1871 that led to the abdication of Napoleon III and the declaration of the German empire under Wilhelm I (whose title was btw not Emperor of Germany, but German emperor) This is the direct predecessor of the Weimar Republic of 1918 (basically modern Germany) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_I,_German_Emperor (although the German Version is a lot more extensive)

The second unification, which you probably know about was the unification of West and East in 1989 (Although Germany stayed the BRD, the name of the West)

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u/CounterPenis 27d ago

You know what the actual name of west germany was? Bundesrepublik Deutschland. The very same name it has today. The BRD is the continuation of the Weimarer Republik.

The unification didn‘t fuse two countries into one. The BRD only got it‘s territories back in the unification.

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u/Any-Chocolate-2399 27d ago

There's a difference between naming a general region and it being a primary unifying identity. Think "Asia" v. "Japan."

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u/eppic123 27d ago

There is also a different between a region inhabited by an ethic group and a general region. Think "Japan" v. "Asia."

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u/Lamaredia 27d ago

There is a reason why the Holy Roman Emperor was also the King of Germany from the 12th century onwards. It was an incredibly decentralised realm, but it most certainly existed as a proper entity way before the US did.

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u/jefffosta 27d ago

Sweet. But when was Germany (the modern country) founded/unified?

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u/Lamaredia 27d ago

The current iteration of Germany was founded either in 1871 (German Empire), 1918 (Weimar Republic), 1933 (Nazi Germany), 1949 (West Germany) or 1990 (German reunification) depending on who you ask.

There's a difference between a country and a nation, the German nation is much older than the current unified country, and much older than the United States.

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u/CounterPenis 27d ago

The last unification wasn‘t the foundation of a new german country. The BRD (legal continuation of the Weimarer Republik) was reunified with it‘s eastern territories which they still claimed.

Basically the BRD only absorbed the DDR.

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u/jefffosta 27d ago

Sweet, so it’s younger than the USA

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u/Lamaredia 27d ago

The current iteration of the country, yes. The US is not older than the nation of Germany, and that is very much the important part.

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u/derDunkelElf 27d ago

Just because the german people didn't have as unified a culture as other countries, doesn't mean it was 'born' with nationalism. The idea of a german people is as old as the idea of a germany itself. Not the state, the country and there was always the idea in the middle of europe there is germany.

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u/Any-Chocolate-2399 27d ago

So the same as "Asia" except with a later nationalist movement to read itself backwards from those references.

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u/derDunkelElf 27d ago

Does everybody in Asia speak the same language to you? Do their people roughly descend from the same tribes? Did they live in a confederation together for millenium straight? Did they as their first unified act kick out outside invaders? Did they have the same gods and faith before slowly but collectivly convert to another religion? Asia is not a comparison.

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u/Lamaredia 27d ago

The Holy Roman Emperor was quite emphatically the King of the Germans, and the concept of a Kingdom of Germany has existed since the Treaty of Verdun in 843.

It was an exceedingly decentralised entity but quite clearly existed.

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u/someone3431 27d ago

Especially since the end of the 15th century, when the HRE was increasingly referred to as the HRRdN (Sacrum Imperium Romanum Nationis Germaniae/ Heiliges Römisches Reich deutscher Nation), literally HRE of German Nation. And yes it was a feudal state, but you could also argue, that the extent of the US has changed a lot since the declaration of Independence (e.g. Louisiana purchase, US-Mexico war to name just some). But in form or another there have been states claiming the title for Germany (Even only for subdivisions for a long time)

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u/derDunkelElf 27d ago

My friend do you think all the cultural differences went away, just because we unified? Bavarians call the northern germans prussians as an insult and there is a saying about how we prefer a black guy at our Stammtisch (table where the village comes together) rather than having a northener as a neighbor, Berlin turned in into a mixture of culture with added flavour of leftism and money sinkhole, we struggle to understand eachother when we speak dialect and nobody understands plattdeutsch, etc etc.

We always weren't very unified and those borders didn't go away just because they went away on the worldmap.

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u/Youutternincompoop 27d ago

much earlier than that, I mean you literally missed the 1848 German revolution where revolutionaries tried to create a united Germany.

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u/Al_Fa_Aurel 26d ago

Eh, not quite. National identities are complicated (who would have guessed?) and the 1850s had a popular middle-class national formation movement - at a time where roughly comparable movements sprouted here and there.

However, the idea of a German people was older. At about 1000, there was already some idea that the tribes/confederations of the Saxons, Franks, Bavarians and Swabians plus the odd other tribe were somehow similar enough to be jointly called the Teutschen ("Teutones"). They had mutually understandable languages and for whatever reasons stuck together for a few centuries.

Notably, the Czechs, who were part of the empire for most of its existence - and the Bohemian king being the highest-rank noble after the emperor himself - were not considered "real" Germans.

By 1850, the question "who is German" was raised multiple times, with varying answers.

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u/jefffosta 27d ago

Wait, when was Germany (the modern country) founded/unified?

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u/IlllllllIIIll 27d ago

1989 fall of the berlin wall.

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u/CounterPenis 27d ago
  1. the BRD absorbed the DDR and didn‘t form a new country. The DDR territories were with the founding of the BRD claimed, as to give a legal precedence when a unification would be possible.

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u/Defacticool 27d ago

This is kind of the crux of it, what do you mean by "modern country"?

My point is that the german country is continuous since origination.

The german state (modern or not) is much newer. And toy can argue over the specific date here. Either the original german unification. Or the post ww2 german state formed from scratch, or the post DDR german state.

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u/Ornery-Claim5038 27d ago

The most important thing about being wrong is being confident while being extremely wrong.

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u/Defacticool 27d ago

By all means I'd like to consider myself open minded.

What specifically am I wrong about?

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u/Defacticool 27d ago

The german founding didn't predates the american founding. By the german country (and the german nation, tho it's difficult to talk about proto-nationalism so deterministically) predate the american country.

I'm not sure you're fully grokking that I'm speaking of two different things that is, annoyingly, conflated as the same thing in the english language. When you say "japan" (for instance) you can both be refering to the political state of japan, and the country (and tons of other stuff).

The current japanese state was founded (i mean One can argue about this but it's fairly well backed by historians) during the meiji restoration, so after america's independence.

Yet I doubt you would in all pride proclaim that "america is older than japan".

Depending on how you cut the "american country" you could fairly argue that america the country predates the actual independence of the american state by about a century or so.

Still younger than the german, and japanese, country but older than 1774.

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u/needlzor 27d ago

Why are you comparing the latest update of a very old country (modern state of Germany) to the first iteration of a new one (the USA)?

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u/ThetaReactor 27d ago

America has been called America since the early 1500s, well before the USA existed.

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u/Defacticool 27d ago

I think it's a stretch to claim america the country came into existence the moment it was named after vespucci (at the very least you should have some group of people called or calling themselves "americans" permanently living within the territory, just as a bare minimum) but nevertheless I'm more than happy to grant you that point for the sake of argument, because it nevertheless cedes to what I'm saying regarding germany vs america.

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u/ThetaReactor 27d ago

There were people living in America before Europeans arrived. And they called themselves something. Not "American", obviously, but then Germans don't call themselves "German", either. I just wanna make sure all the facts are on the table.

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u/Defacticool 27d ago

Yes, agree other people lived within their own countries within the borders of modern america.

In fact that's a my whole point. The current territory of america had at the time plenty of countries within it, some of them older than germany. But america itself wasn't a country yet.

And yes, the germans did call themselves germans. Obviously in their own native german language (low, high, or yiddish), the fact that they had a unified german identity is quite idnsputable.

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u/Waldschrat_vom_Walde 27d ago

My hometown in Germany is over 800 years old..

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u/Sennahoj_DE_RLP 27d ago

Only 800? I offer 1655

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u/je386 27d ago

2035.

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u/smallfried 27d ago

Bonn?

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u/je386 27d ago

😀 yes.

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u/dracolibris 27d ago

Amateurs, my town dates to 1170.

My local city has a roman fort from 79 ad built just after England was conquered by the Romans

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u/Sennahoj_DE_RLP 27d ago

I think the hundred is wrong. 9 should be correct

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u/Sennahoj_DE_RLP 27d ago

My village has a similar founding history in 369 at the mouth of the Neckar under Emperor Valentian

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u/crunchmuncher 27d ago

The point is that back then it wasn't in Germany, because there wasn't a Germany to speak of. It was in any of the smaller countries that at some point became Germany.

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u/PlantRetard 27d ago

That may be the case, but back in the day there wasn't germany as we know it today. Instead europe consisted of many kingdoms. And your hometown was part of one of these.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

And you don't know history haha

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u/dinnerthief 27d ago

I mean you could say certain cities in the US are even older, people lived here before the Europeans came.

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u/MornGreycastle 27d ago

The US is older than Italy.

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u/Instant-Bacon 27d ago

Most countries are

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u/Itchy-Plastic 27d ago

Only parts of the US though. States that joined the US after Italian unification shouldn't count.

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u/HobbitFoot 27d ago

California is older than Italy.

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u/Comfortable_Quit_216 27d ago

We should give them back to the native Americans.

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u/FlyingCircus18 27d ago

Cool story. Now where does the word 'Senate' come from again?

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u/MornGreycastle 27d ago

Italy, as a single nation, was unified on 17 March 1861 and made a republic on 12 June 1946. Before that, the peninsula was home to various smaller states.

Then there's the oddity that modern Italian says all of the Italian place names wrong.

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u/FlyingCircus18 27d ago

Italy was unified under one flag before the concept of nations existed

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u/MornGreycastle 27d ago

You're thinking of Rome, from city to empire. Newsflash: that was called Rome and not Italy.

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u/FlyingCircus18 27d ago edited 27d ago

Where is Rome located?

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u/MornGreycastle 27d ago

What was the NAME of the Roman Empire?

I am only speaking to the nation-state NAMED Italy. The nation NAMED Italy did not exist before the 19th century. There WERE states existing on the Italian Peninsula before the 19th century. Those states were NOT named Italy.

Try again.

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u/FlyingCircus18 27d ago

Regnum Italicum. Google it. God knows you need it

If you're being arrogant, make sure you're at least right

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u/MornGreycastle 27d ago

This would be one of the constiruent kingdoms of the Holy Roman Empire, which only constitutes 1/2 the Italian Peninsula? Ok. Sure.

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