r/lotrmemes • u/xXHarleen_QuinzelXx • 18d ago
Keep it secret, keep it safe bro. Lord of the Rings
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u/OtherUsernameIsDumb 18d ago
“Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind, bro.”
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u/Metal_God666 Dwarf 18d ago
In my head this is followed by: that is like your opinion man
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u/Opdragon25 Théoden 18d ago
That's just like... uh... your opinion, bro.
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u/anomandaris81 17d ago
You're out of your league, Saruman
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u/M_Dalliard 17d ago
Oh and by the way, Dude, "league" is not the right nomenclature - "element", please.
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u/thtsjsturopinionman 17d ago
Saruman the White treats objects like women, man
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u/ThundrMilk 18d ago
I would have followed you. My brother...my captain...my king...my bro
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u/djquu 18d ago
Cast it into fire, bro!
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u/Confident_Ad_8745 18d ago
No, bro!
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u/Illustrious_Tax174 17d ago
Isildur, bro!
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u/Guest2424 17d ago
Okay this exchange has my mind saying "bro" in different ways, and I appreciate all of it.
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u/AT1313 18d ago
I am no man, bro!
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u/Blanketman101 18d ago
I'm not your buddy, guy!
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u/lmda42 18d ago
I’m not your guy, friend!
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u/imoutovibes 18d ago
Im not your friend, pal!
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u/thrownawaz092 18d ago
I'm not your pal, dude!
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u/JTYdude99 18d ago
I’m not your dude, man!
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u/Martian_son 18d ago
I am no man!
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u/ImperialPeng 18d ago
And thus we've come full circle!
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u/Fragrant_Exit5500 18d ago
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell, Bro?
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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin 18d ago
I was there 3000 years ago, bro
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u/EtteRavan 17d ago
Why can I picture Elrond smoking weed to cope with what happened in that sentence
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u/Disciple_of_Bolas 18d ago
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul, bro.
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u/Ecleptomania 18d ago
Don't tempt me Frodo, bro!
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u/TRAUMAjunkie 17d ago
Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in Imladris, bro.
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u/Nuclear_Cadillacs 18d ago
Share the load, bro.
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u/lobo_locos 18d ago
You shall not pass, bro!
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u/sipiwi94 18d ago
Lol. Bro means bridge in Danish.
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u/HrLewakaasSenior 18d ago
Örebro makes so much sense to me now
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u/Digital_Bogorm 17d ago
Google tells me that's a city in Sweden.
Nothing personal, but as a citizen of Denmark I am legally obligated to drop anyone confusing us for Swedes off in an empty room with all exits blocked, and the floor covered in LEGO.
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u/Any_Brother7772 17d ago
But to be fair, bro is also bridge in swedish
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u/Digital_Bogorm 17d ago
That part is absolutely fair.
That being said, we don't use 'ö' in danish, which means that under the not-at-all unfair expectations of "knowing which letters a random european country does/doesn't use", it qualifies as an intentional comparison to Sweden, and thus a direct insult. /s
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u/GandalfTheBigFat 17d ago edited 17d ago
As an ÅÄÖ Swede I myself am also legally obliged to correct anyone who may confuse us with Denmark, cast them in the the fire and destroy them!
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u/Coffee_Crisis 18d ago
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, bro! Wielder of the flame of Anor, bro!
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u/EverglowChimera 18d ago
“If you want him, come and claim him, bro!”
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u/Otherwise-Gain-4223 18d ago
Sounds oddly Australian. I can’t seem to say this without an Australian accent. lol.
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u/Analog0 18d ago
PO-TA-TOS, bro.
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u/j0a3k 18d ago
Give it to us raw and wriggling bro!
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u/choff22 17d ago
What’s taters, bro?
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u/SloCooker 17d ago
Po-tay-toes, bro! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew, bro. Lovely big, golden... chips with a nice piece of fried fish, bro!
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u/struansTaipan 18d ago
“Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf.”
“What about side by side with a friend, bro?”
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u/TheWalkingDude1331 17d ago
As if the scene needed MORE bromance, you managed to squeeze some in! Good job, bro!
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u/AcrolloPeed 18d ago
The beacons are lit, bro…
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18d ago
this sounds like they are talking about boobs. or tuned car parts
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u/jayswag707 18d ago
"I would cut off your head if it stood a bit further from the ground, bro."
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u/Stolen_Sky 18d ago
"Why should I welcome you? Gandalf Storm-Bro"
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u/j0a3k 18d ago
A just question bro.
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u/tmntfever 17d ago edited 17d ago
“Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword, bro."
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u/throwoutbadfriends 17d ago
I have not passed through fire and death to bandy words with a witless worm, bro.
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u/Bodkin-Van-Horn 18d ago
I am not trying to rob you. I am trying to help you, bro!"
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u/CailenBelmont 18d ago
When you taken away your friend's alcohol because he had enough for the night
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u/Professional-Hat-687 18d ago
Legolas, what do your elf eyes see bro?
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u/legolas_bot 18d ago
I see shapes of men and of horses.
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u/Professional-Hat-687 18d ago
They're taking the Hobbits to isengard bro!
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u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe 18d ago
Gard, gard, gard, bro
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u/joe_broke 18d ago
What did you say, bro?
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u/prescottfan123 18d ago
What can men do against such reckless hate, bro?
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u/JustCuckMeDawg 18d ago
"I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you, bro!"
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u/FeelingAd5 18d ago
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Dont be too eager to deal in death and judgement bro.
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u/Unusual_Car215 18d ago
I would follow you my brother bro
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u/Apprehensive_Rub3940 18d ago
“ what about second breakfast bro”, “ not all those who wander are lost bro”
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u/Toubaboliviano 18d ago
Ş̵̡̢̠̠̩̰̙͖̟̜̠̫̠͉͉̝͓̇͋́́͒̃́͂́͊̚͘̚͜͠ͅC̵̨̤̞̳͈̱̠̼͎̻̍̅͐̒̂̌̚͜Ŗ̴̳̤̬͚̣̬̰̟̭̗̙͚̙̝͒͋̑̇͆̄̏̈̃̃͐̚͜͝R̴̢̛̺̝̭͖̺̬̦̲͈̹̦̖̦̰̔͆̑̀́̎͂̀̄̕͘͠͝ͅŖ̸̯͓̺͔̌̈́̍͗͌̊̓̓͆̿͆̈̓͊̋͛̕͘̕͝͝É̷̢̢̛̦̺̜̟̥̠̫̎̓̃̊͌̌͆͆̉̆͛̾̔̍̇̒́̈́̕͠͝͝͝Ę̷̢̛̦͖̳̞̻̜̹̠̫̺̖̲̜͓̖̳̬̬͍̻̣̱̤̯̺̼̻̼̆͐̅̂̏̃͒͐͂̚̕͝͠Ę̵̲̺͖̜̻̯̱̳̭͕̤͎͖̯̙͉̥̭̊́͒̊̓͛̒͂̉̿̀́͗͑̐̎͐͂̈̕̚͘͝͝͝ͅE̷̛̛̼̗̐̓͛́̈́͂͌̇͆͆̐̌̀̈̎̌̀̂̓̐͛͐̀͘͝͝͝Ȩ̷̨͈͓͖̖̻̻̯̣̜͓̼̱̦̟̩͕̪͉̹̥̞͈̗̱̫̼̕ͅE̵̡̯̬̝̘̭̺̭͖̼̙̬̺̟̟͚͎̜͓̱͎͕͍͐͐̈́̀͌̇̾̈́̔̈́̈́̉̄̽̽̓̈́̚͝͝E̴̡̢̧̡̨̦̤͇̻̰̣͓͙͎͓̹̹̲̣͗͋̃̓̐̄̿̿͊͑̎̒̽̆͛͛̇̕͘̚͜͝C̵̥̝̣̻̫͓̈̾́̎̒̏̃̆̽̇̄͒̊͆̌́̈́͑̈́̅̚̚̚̕͘͜͜͠͠Ḩ̶̢̢͕̺̯̝̘̖̪̜͔̣̞̹͓͍̄͂͐́̽͒̂͑̒͂̌́̅͑̿͋̽̚̚̚̕ bro -Nazgûl
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u/Thisisthe_One_Ring 18d ago
MY PRECIOUS!!! bro
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u/SaphiraArks 18d ago
Haha I was thinking the same....but without the exclamation mark it is even funnier: "My precious bro!"
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u/Electrical_Net_6691 18d ago
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve, bro
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u/SageLeaf1 18d ago
We don’t want anymore visitors, well-wishers or distant relations bro!
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u/RoutemasterFlash 18d ago edited 17d ago
A! Elbereth, Gilthoniel!
Silivren penna miriel,
o menel aglar elenath,
Na-chaered palan diriel, bro!
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u/SadFluteNoises 18d ago
“Toss me, bro!”