r/JoeRogan • u/f-as-in-frank Monkey in Space • 27d ago

Nothing says “I’m not bald” like a ski hat in Miami. Meme 💩

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u/wowitsreallymem Monkey in Space 27d ago

Just wear a fucking wig. At least that’ll look less stupid than a wooly hat in Florida.

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u/WhyBuyMe Monkey in Space 27d ago

Or a hat that goes with a suit. He could go all out and buy a fancy hat if he feels he needs to wear a hat all the time instead of looking like a meth head that just robbed a Men's Warehouse.

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u/Juan_Fandango Monkey in Space 27d ago

Yeah but if he deviates from the beanie and wears another hat then it dispels any sense that he wears the beanie as a part of his "look" or identity - and that it's simply there to obscure his hilariously bald and strange head.

He's snookered himself.

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u/WhyBuyMe Monkey in Space 27d ago

Do we know he has a head under there and it's not just a spider monkey at the controls piloting him like a meat robot?

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u/InitiativeWild2697 Monkey in Space 27d ago

there could be some kind of ratatouille situation going on here...

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u/onecryingjohnny Monkey in Space 27d ago

Yes