r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space 27d ago

Nothing says “I’m not bald” like a ski hat in Miami. Meme 💩

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u/PulseAmplification Monkey in Space 27d ago

What are you talking about that’s his natural hair styled into a beanie

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u/RunningForIt Monkey in Space 27d ago

He’s actually a genius because it distracts everyone from noticing he buttons both buttons on a suit and matched black with his brown shoes. Genius really.

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u/dr_spam Monkey in Space 27d ago

LMAO and look at the pants on Stone.

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u/No_Dragonfruit5525 Monkey in Space 27d ago

Dude looks like a little kid playing in his parents closet. Lol

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u/TXhype Monkey in Space 27d ago

Bunch of tacky MF

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u/Solid-Mud-8430 Monkey in Space 27d ago

The question is did Trump get that style from him too, or did Stone steal it from Trump?

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u/Boopy7 Monkey in Space 27d ago

idk but it is impossible for me to understand why Roger Stone looks to have only half of a normal skull size, if you see him from a side view. His head is not a normal human head. I really don't think he is human, will have to wait for future evidence.

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u/bdysntchr Monkey in Space 25d ago

Microcephaly.

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u/jaywa1king We live in strange times 27d ago

He must have bought them from the Flint Dibble Collection.

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u/OverIookHoteI Monkey in Space 27d ago

It looks like Trump’s leftovers

Also is that sweat on his shirt?

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u/dosumthinboutthebots Monkey in Space 27d ago

Never done cocaine in the Florida sun, eh?! ;)

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u/No_Dragonfruit5525 Monkey in Space 27d ago

Rent. Free.

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u/OverIookHoteI Monkey in Space 27d ago

Yes, that is apparently how Stone is getting his wardrobe.

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u/No_Dragonfruit5525 Monkey in Space 27d ago

Hurr hurr ok boner boy.

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u/OverIookHoteI Monkey in Space 27d ago

Rent. Free.

What’s more likely Stone borrowing clothes from dead people or the guy who pardoned him for felonies?

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u/No_Dragonfruit5525 Monkey in Space 27d ago

Hurr hurr hurr drumft totally owned by creative genius redditor

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u/UrVioletViolet Look into it 27d ago

Wow man. You’re such a fucking loser.

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u/No_Dragonfruit5525 Monkey in Space 27d ago

Wow man. Youre in a joe rogan sub man and you dont even like the show man. Youre like, so cool and edgy man. Lol

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u/OverIookHoteI Monkey in Space 27d ago

Incredible thought process you’re giving us inside access to. Talking about “rent-free” when all your brain cells already got evicted.

How dare somebody offer a more logical explanation than you did.

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u/No_Dragonfruit5525 Monkey in Space 27d ago

Sure thing dork

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u/sdeitche Monkey in Space 27d ago

There's enough fabric for another pair of pants around his ankles.

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u/poopshipdestroyer Monkey in Space 27d ago

These pants?yea they were his, the Donald’s. Pooped em at my house but I had em dry cleaned.good as new

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u/dosumthinboutthebots Monkey in Space 27d ago

That's how he gets away with his crimes. No one hears him coming because he just glides around. Roger stone is pretty fit for an arch villain, I expected him to be into a more tighter fashion given his clear vanity.

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u/avspuk Monkey in Space 27d ago edited 27d ago

Is his whole back really a tattoo of Nixon's face, or is that a urban myth?

Edit: it's not his whole back & he is surprisingly muscley, 2 pic in this snopes piece

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/roger-stone-nixon-tattoo/

But given that he promotes himself as a bit of a dandy he does seem poorly dressed in the OP photo, but not a frap as Poll. Maybe he can giveYom some pointers?

But when it comes down to it discussing their attire is distractionist bollocks really, they are both fascist swearwords, whose looks are entirely fucking irrelevant.

Stone should be rotting in jail & Pool booted of social media & fucking ignored (at the very least)

& I am ashamed I fell for this distractionist rubbish

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u/cronx42 Monkey in Space 27d ago

Laundry day...

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u/Arkhampatient Monkey in Space 27d ago

Stone is trying to be a real life Batman villain

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich Monkey in Space 27d ago

Trying? He is. That dude is pure evil and has caused so much bad shit in this country. I'll be looking forward to knowing his grave location and I'll drink liquids the entire trip towards it.

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u/Arkhampatient Monkey in Space 27d ago

I’ll buy you a few liters of water to donate your piss to his grave

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u/Memento_Morrie Monkey in Space 27d ago

The man has a tatt of Dick Nixon on his back. He's not exactly the arbiter of good taste.

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u/Coomermiqote Monkey in Space 27d ago

They're even folded at the bottom and still half a foot too long.

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u/baggins1944 Monkey in Space 27d ago

They remind me of Danny Glover's pants in predator 2 😂

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u/Uncle-Cake Monkey in Space 27d ago

Mommy says he'll grow into them.

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u/GifelteFish Monkey in Space 27d ago

Cotton Hill lookin’ MF

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u/smootfloops Monkey in Space 27d ago

And his wittle feets

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u/Missingnose Monkey in Space 27d ago

I thought he was supposed to understand fashion. Doesn't he talk like he knows how to look good?

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u/twodogsfighting Monkey in Space 27d ago

Little rat Fucker looks like he's about to dip some toons.

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u/Alita_Duqi Monkey in Space 27d ago

Old man suits are so weird. They sag more than crips

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u/dombruhhh Monkey in Space 27d ago

That’s how they did back in the day. Looser legs and shit. idk why. probably to get more airflow during the summer

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u/Health-n-Happiness Monkey in Space 27d ago

he's on that "Oversize" fashion ;)