r/clevercomebacks 27d ago

That's some seriously old beer!

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u/ShotgunFuneral13 27d ago

This comment brought to you by the USA-centric model of the universe

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u/ArsenalPackers 27d ago

---says this while using Reddit

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u/BonnieMcMurray 27d ago

---writes that in English

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u/ShotgunFuneral13 27d ago edited 27d ago

While communicating in “American”

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u/hagenissen666 27d ago

Most of us communicate in British English.

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u/ShotgunFuneral13 27d ago

I’ll recap I guess, guy comments because I was commenting about Americans thinking the world revolves around them on an app created in America. I then comment about how I am communicating in American when It’s actually English.

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u/Biscotti_BT 27d ago

That depends on whether your version of colour has a u in it. Or if you cash a cheque as opposed to a check.

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u/Cultural-State-8526 27d ago

Only Americans still use checks, it’s not even legal tender anymore where I live.

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u/Biscotti_BT 27d ago

We can use cheques where I'm from. Not at stores and such but post dated for rent or other things like that.

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u/akie 27d ago

Solid burn

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u/RearAdmiralTaint 27d ago

We haven’t used cheques for like 30 years

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u/Biscotti_BT 27d ago

Nice. I have a book of 10 for times when it is more convenient, but I think I got those about 20 years ago.

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u/IcantNameThings1 27d ago

Bruh wtf is a check?

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u/Biscotti_BT 27d ago

It is an American word for a cheque.

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u/IcantNameThings1 27d ago

I am aware, but who uses it in 2024. My Gramps probably used to. If someone gave me one i wouldnt even know what to do with it. XD

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u/Biscotti_BT 27d ago

Ya the only thing I have used one for in the past 5 years is for a void cheque or for some random bill that I couldn't find a payee for on my online banking. This while cheque thing blew up but it was just one thing that popped into my head when I was thinking of Americanese words.

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u/TrySoundingItOut 27d ago

My favorite is how aluminum is pronounced.

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u/lllGrapeApelll 27d ago

You mean aluminium?

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

The brits have it correct, as it is pronounced like that in other languages aswell.

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u/chicago_scott 27d ago

Interesting history of the pronunciation of Aluminum. Like many words the Brits poke fun at Americans for using, the Brits invented it and used it first.

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u/BonnieMcMurray 27d ago

Ironically, Humphry Davy, the British chemist who first named it, thought it should be called "aluminium", but changed his mind and advocated "aluminum". His peers disagreed, but American scientists did not. And now many, many decades later, here we are.

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u/BonnieMcMurray 27d ago

There is no "correct" pronunciation (or spelling). Different places pronounce it differently.

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u/OptionalDepression 27d ago

*mispronounced

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u/BonnieMcMurray 27d ago

Most of who? If you mean most British people then yes, obviously. If you mean most native English speakers then no, not remotely. American English is far more widely spoken. If mean most people on Reddit then again, no. American Redditors easily lead that stat as well.

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u/LacaBoma 27d ago

american is not a language.

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u/redditonc3again 27d ago

people totally missed the point of the comment. the user is making that exact joke lol

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u/A40-Chavdom 27d ago

It’s a joke bruh

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u/LacaBoma 27d ago

No, jokes are funny. Not sure what that was.