r/mildlyinfuriating 27d ago

My wife tells me I need to buy water because we don't have any

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u/OozeNAahz 27d ago

She isn’t alcoholic hiding booze everywhere. She is a hydroholic.

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u/RiotForChange 27d ago

Alcoholics finish their drinks

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u/[deleted] 27d ago edited 27d ago

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u/glantonspuppy 27d ago

Time flies! Congrats

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u/MamaOnica 27d ago

You. I saw it. lol

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u/Hollywood_Punk 27d ago

Son of a bitch.

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u/ollypologies 27d ago

Time "flies" 💀

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u/Wildest_Salad 27d ago

a wild world of goo reference

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u/frozenslushies 26d ago

Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas and this guy’s old drinks.