r/mildlyinteresting • u/Narrow_Foundation_82 • 27d ago

This urinal at my local climbing gym can only be used by climbing up the bathroom wall Quality Post

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u/Patient_Died_Again 27d ago

i’m usually not one for censoring of any words or phrases but we gotta collectively stop saying dick cheese

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u/Nyantazero 27d ago

You got a problem with the phallic dairy product?

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago edited 27d ago

I wasH under my foreskin. So no.

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u/DisembodiedTraveler 27d ago

Damn, how do you manage that?

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago

Thanks typo Police. It would require a really stretchy foreskin. Maybe when I was a teenager.. not now.

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u/DisembodiedTraveler 27d ago

To be fair, it was a very funny typo

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u/drgigantor 27d ago

I learned a new thing about foreskin today. I wish I hadn't but I did

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago

They are where all the nerve endings are. On balance I am glad I have the nerve endings in my genitals intact.

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u/Main_Carpenter4946 27d ago

Couldn't be doing with that faff. So glad i got flayed as a kid

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago

It's really no bother. You have been mis-sold.

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u/Main_Carpenter4946 27d ago

Well not sure i can have it replaced

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago

Just in case you are ever responsible for someone else's foreskin..

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u/advertentlyvertical 27d ago

Technically a non-dairy product

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u/work4food 26d ago

Yet not vegan either

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u/Nuggzulla01 27d ago

The butta fromunda!

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u/Then-Kangaroo7921 27d ago

you really made me physically grimace w that one 🙏

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u/Ceelceela 27d ago

Coitus that escalated quickly.

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u/proximity_account 27d ago

Dick mayo

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u/FunFckingFitCouple 27d ago

Somehow this is worse than dick cheese

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u/sick_of-it-all 27d ago

So creamy. So yellow. With a hint of small, crusty, mystery fragments mixed in. Is it skin? Who among us can ever know for sure. 

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u/SydneySmiless 27d ago

Dick cheese is fun to say tho

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u/Patient_Died_Again 27d ago

it’s terrible to hear

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u/JollyGreenDickhead 27d ago

SMEGMA

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u/Fizzwidgy 27d ago

What's a pokemon got to do with any of this?

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u/AerondightWielder 27d ago

Pokemon? We're in a volcano! We're surrounded by liquid hot SMEGMA.

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u/ChiMoKoJa 27d ago

Kinky.

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u/U4icN10nt 27d ago

Yeah that's so much worse lol

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u/weareblades 27d ago

Smeee heeeeee

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u/RetroScores 27d ago

Possibly the worst word in human history.

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u/exipheas 27d ago edited 27d ago

Richard Cheese is pretty funny to put on during a party though.

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u/drgigantor 27d ago

I like to slip him into my poker night playlist.

"I raise you... is Frank Sinatra saying 'Rape me'?"

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u/Patient_Died_Again 27d ago

wow that just now clicked with me. mind blown.

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u/mousebrakes 27d ago

Then stop reading comments out loud

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u/Patient_Died_Again 27d ago

i can’t. i’m very mentally ill.

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u/InfinteAbyss 27d ago

You’re not hearing it in this instance though

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u/SaltierThanAll 27d ago

I am. There's a little narrator in my head that sounds like the mesothelioma lawsuit commercials guy.

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u/InfinteAbyss 26d ago

Inner monologue cannot be heard

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u/SaltierThanAll 26d ago

Then how do I know what it sounds like?

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u/InfinteAbyss 26d ago

Imagination

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u/Patient_Died_Again 27d ago

i was forced to hear it in my own voice in my head and that’s basically rape

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u/InfinteAbyss 26d ago

Again that’s not “hearing” since there’s no sound.

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u/Patient_Died_Again 26d ago

i speak my thoughts. happy now buzz killington?

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u/InfinteAbyss 26d ago

My eternal struggle of happiness eluding me continues

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u/viciouskreep 27d ago

It's great to taste

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u/DynastyZealot 27d ago

I think hearing it might be the least impactful of the five senses. I don't want to touch it, smell it, taste it or see it. Yep. Hearing is the 'best'.

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u/Patient_Died_Again 27d ago

you’re a silver linings kinda guy huh

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u/DynastyZealot 27d ago

I'll take silver linings over golden showers every day of the week

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u/Responsible_Taste837 27d ago

Bro just embrace your dick cheese

It goes great on a burger

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo 27d ago

Even worse to taste

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u/New_Albatross396 27d ago

Uff now I feel sorry for every guy named Dick Cheese out there :s

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/SydneySmiless 26d ago

See the word moist is also a great word so that sounds even more great to say

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u/Spiritual-Bear4495 27d ago

I once offered to make a dickcheese cheesecake for Trump.

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u/rockinrolller 27d ago

That's Mr. Dick Cheese to you!

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago

What about smeg?

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u/Patient_Died_Again 27d ago

shut up smeg.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

How about penile provolone?

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u/U4icN10nt 27d ago

Oh come on, that might be one of the funniest phrases in English, hands down. With bonus points for being kinda weird and pretty gross 

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u/MIN_KUK_IS_SO_HARD 26d ago

All dick, no cheese.

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u/NIXTAMALKAUAI 27d ago

Is duck butter any better? That's what my dad called it when he taught me how to clean myself as a child lol.

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u/Patient_Died_Again 27d ago

it’s slightly better but still repulsive

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u/lopaka68 27d ago

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