r/mildlyinteresting • u/Narrow_Foundation_82 • 27d ago

This urinal at my local climbing gym can only be used by climbing up the bathroom wall Quality Post

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u/Wank_my_Butt 27d ago

That lower urinal (and anyone using it) is in the splash zone for sure.

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u/Sun_Aria 27d ago

It's a lose lose. You either get splashed on or you have to grab on to someone else's dick cheese to take a piss.

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u/Patient_Died_Again 27d ago

iā€™m usually not one for censoring of any words or phrases but we gotta collectively stop saying dick cheese

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u/Nyantazero 27d ago

You got a problem with the phallic dairy product?

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago edited 27d ago

I wasH under my foreskin. So no.

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u/DisembodiedTraveler 27d ago

Damn, how do you manage that?

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago

Thanks typo Police. It would require a really stretchy foreskin. Maybe when I was a teenager.. not now.

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u/DisembodiedTraveler 27d ago

To be fair, it was a very funny typo

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u/drgigantor 27d ago

I learned a new thing about foreskin today. I wish I hadn't but I did

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago

They are where all the nerve endings are. On balance I am glad I have the nerve endings in my genitals intact.

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u/Main_Carpenter4946 27d ago

Couldn't be doing with that faff. So glad i got flayed as a kid

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago

It's really no bother. You have been mis-sold.

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u/Main_Carpenter4946 27d ago

Well not sure i can have it replaced

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u/barrybreslau 27d ago

Just in case you are ever responsible for someone else's foreskin..

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u/advertentlyvertical 27d ago

Technically a non-dairy product

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u/work4food 26d ago

Yet not vegan either

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u/Nuggzulla01 27d ago

The butta fromunda!

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u/Then-Kangaroo7921 27d ago

you really made me physically grimace w that one šŸ™

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u/Ceelceela 27d ago

Coitus that escalated quickly.