r/mildlyinteresting • u/Narrow_Foundation_82 • 13d ago
This urinal at my local climbing gym can only be used by climbing up the bathroom wall Quality Post
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u/Mckennymubu 13d ago
This seems like a recipe for disaster
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u/cheesesteakman1 13d ago
Smash the balls
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u/doctor_ballsacki 13d ago
Testies trashed? Scrote sliced? I’m your man, hit me up for a free consultation
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u/jimmy9800 13d ago edited 13d ago
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u/Proud-Investment-810 13d ago
Who is this person and why does he have so many professions? Must be talented.
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u/FrugalFraggel 13d ago
He was on the Ole Miss souvenir cups a few years ago. He has many talents.
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u/Dick_snatcher 13d ago
He's got a pretty loooooooooooooong "resume"
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u/sillysiloben 13d ago
If a hiring manager wanted to view this fellow’s resume, how would they find him?
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u/Wank_my_Butt 13d ago
That lower urinal (and anyone using it) is in the splash zone for sure.
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u/Sun_Aria 13d ago
It's a lose lose. You either get splashed on or you have to grab on to someone else's dick cheese to take a piss.
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u/Patient_Died_Again 13d ago
i’m usually not one for censoring of any words or phrases but we gotta collectively stop saying dick cheese
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u/proximity_account 13d ago
Dick mayo
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u/FunFckingFitCouple 13d ago
Somehow this is worse than dick cheese
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u/sick_of-it-all 13d ago
So creamy. So yellow. With a hint of small, crusty, mystery fragments mixed in. Is it skin? Who among us can ever know for sure.
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u/SydneySmiless 13d ago
Dick cheese is fun to say tho
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u/Patient_Died_Again 13d ago
it’s terrible to hear
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u/JollyGreenDickhead 13d ago
SMEGMA
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u/Fizzwidgy 13d ago
What's a pokemon got to do with any of this?
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u/AerondightWielder 13d ago
Pokemon? We're in a volcano! We're surrounded by liquid hot SMEGMA.
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u/exipheas 13d ago edited 13d ago
Richard Cheese is pretty funny to put on during a party though.
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u/InfinteAbyss 13d ago
You’re not hearing it in this instance though
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u/SaltierThanAll 13d ago
I am. There's a little narrator in my head that sounds like the mesothelioma lawsuit commercials guy.
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u/Grenaidzo 13d ago
It's a piss-poor design.
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u/WriterV 13d ago
I'm gonna imagine it's largely there for a joke, and people don't actually try to piss in it.
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u/Mckennymubu 13d ago
No, everyone's using that thing. You gonna piss at the lower one like a peasant? A CHILD peasant?!?
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u/agoia 13d ago
"So, tell me how you got these injuries..."
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u/Yaritzaf 13d ago
“So, I was climbing this wall in the bathroom…”
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u/Mckennymubu 13d ago
You know how sometimes you gotta climb up to the urinal?
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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him 13d ago
“Oh, yeah, at the Planet Rock down on 5th Street?”
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u/Mckennymubu 13d ago
That's the one. I usually put one foot up on the grab handle above the urinal.....
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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 13d ago
“So my hand starts cramping really bad but I can’t stop peeing, right? I’m just saying you learn who your real friends are when you need someone’s shoulder to sit on so you can finish a piss.”
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u/dinklezoidberd 13d ago
There is not enough chalk in the universe for me to touch that wall.
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u/OnTheProwl- 13d ago
I wouldn't pay more than $25 to lick it.
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u/garrettj100 13d ago
I wouldn’t lick it for less than $30. I guess we’re at an impasse.
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u/garrettj100 13d ago
OK I’ll do it for $27.50.
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u/TheTanadu 13d ago
I can pay $30 if you'll do it, record it, post it, overall – prove it xD
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u/CrazyLegsRyan 13d ago
Spoiler, the holds out in the gym are just as dirty.
https://www.climbing.com/news/study-finds-fecal-veneer-on-gym-holds/
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u/greeneggiwegs 13d ago
Well yeah it says there they haven’t been washed in a month. Knowing how many people apparently don’t wash their hands after the bathroom and just how much fecal matter is on everything to start with…
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u/gnomekingdom 13d ago edited 13d ago
Fecal veneer? I’m gonna be feeling uncomfortable for the rest of the day. Thanks.
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u/AndreaC_303 13d ago
The study found it was dog poop from people’s shoes, not human
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u/Infamous-Tart7747 13d ago
I love peeing next to it, it’s like a warm rain on a summers day…
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u/Smooth_Papaya_1839 13d ago
Well, I hate to disappoint you but those walls are always nasty. As a barkeeper I literally used to mop the walls in the men’s bathroom… because you saw it was necessary
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u/reasoneBeats 13d ago
I cleaned my entire 1st apartment with 10 hits of lsd and a mop with only bath water. Got my security deposit back too 😎
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u/Tom_Ace1 13d ago
So what are the rules here? Do you take your dick out before you start climbing, or with one hand when you're up there? And do I really want to know?
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u/Narrow_Foundation_82 13d ago
I took it out with one hand when I was already up there
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u/grafknives 13d ago
Is is comfortable to piss in that position? I prefer to be quite relaxed to take a leak,
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u/bad-acid 13d ago
Mmm grip those piss covered handles. Push your entire leg up against the piss wall. Really rub against where those droplets splashed.
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u/Narrow_Foundation_82 13d ago
Mmm yes, that’s the entire appeal for me actually
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u/Jewrisprudent 13d ago
Did the face-in-a-urinal starting position also play into the attraction?
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u/space-tech 13d ago
Don't kink shame
unless that's your thing...
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u/Nothing_new_to_share 13d ago
Oh shit, kink shaming as a kink, I never even... 🤯
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u/DrMokhtar 13d ago
There are sinks to wash your hands you know. Or are just one of those nasty clowns who are too good to wash your hands?
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u/bad-acid 13d ago
yeah after peeing I wash my hands. I'd still rather just not be covered in piss to begin with. After using this? I'm showering and doing laundry.
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u/SkeeterIsBlue 13d ago
Are the handles sticky? Do they smell like pee? Too many guys don’t know how to pee straight and even more don’t wash their hands
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u/LineChef 13d ago
Bare assed all the way.
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u/PinchALofaTatupu 13d ago
Next poor soul to walk in doesn’t even have a chance to look away before being met with a stranger’s asshole at direct eye level.
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u/thethunder92 13d ago
You climb up and then you say “release the eel” and your clumping buddy will pull it out for you
Haven’t you ever been climbing before?
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u/picklesNtoes23 13d ago
Not sure if his “clumping buddy” generally works in the front region. He does, however, have your back.
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u/aleques-itj 13d ago
Gotta take your pants off otherwise it'll be too hard to climb with them around your ankles
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u/WhenTheDevilCome 13d ago
Their insurance company is fully unaware of this situation.
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u/TheRealJetlag 13d ago
Having a husband and a son, I guarantee > 0 men have tried to hit it from a standing position.
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u/Mr-Superbia 13d ago
True, my first thought was: “oh I could totally hit that without climbing!”
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u/Rion23 13d ago
And then you get half way through and realize, you fucked up.
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u/tttxgq 13d ago
I would totally do that, problem though is at the end of the stream.
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u/LugubriousLament 13d ago
At that point you have to hope no one is using the adjacent urinal, for a near seamless transition.
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u/snoosh00 13d ago
near
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u/tttxgq 13d ago
Ever used the men’s bathrooms in bars or stadiums? There’s piss everywhere.
Walls? Soaked in piss. Floors? Covered in piss. In the stalls? Piss on the seat. Piss under the seat. Piss all around the bowl, and under it. If there is any toilet roll, it’s wet. From the sink? No, it’s piss of course.
These people live and work amongst us.
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u/olatorhan 13d ago
Yeah, you know you're fucked but try to keep up the pressure as long as possible, desperately hoping for earth to be hit by an enormous asteroid.
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u/planeteshuttle 13d ago
I was already planning it out how long I'd have to hold it to produce the necessary stream power.
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They also don't have stalls. You just hang from the ceiling and try to hit a seatless toilet bowl.
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u/BelgianBeerGuy 13d ago
You mean a French toilet?
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u/LowB0b 13d ago
In french those are called turkish toilets lol
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u/A1sauc3d 13d ago
In Turkey they’re called German toilets
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u/SpoonsInTheFootPowdr 13d ago
nasty
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u/DanielGREY_75 13d ago
imagine slipping and smashing your jaw on the piss filled bowl, bleh
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u/cantfindmykeys 13d ago
"It's over Anakin!.I have the highground!"
Is the only acceptable thing to say to your peeing buddy.
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u/Appropriate-Fly-7151 13d ago
I’d hang off the wall and piss into the lower urinal, to assert dominance
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u/Superior_Light_Deer 13d ago
Personally, I prefer my climbing holds to be covered in a thin glaze of piss spray.
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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 13d ago
I need to know what the things you scribbled out are.
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u/DaveTheYguy 13d ago
I do NOT want to use the urinal beside that one if it is occupied.
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u/Garr_Barr 13d ago
The edge of the urinal is a great first hold.
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u/SaltyLonghorn 13d ago
I was thinking of climbing on top of the lower urinal and dynoing to the high one.
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u/sicilian504 13d ago edited 13d ago
If that's real, I have the feeling who ever cleans those bathrooms is not paid anywhere near enough to put up with that. Make whoever designed that clean the floor and walls and see how quickly it's removed.
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u/wolfgang784 13d ago
Surely there arent toooo many people actually attempting it. No?
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u/notnotaginger 13d ago
I mean…. I’m a woman but even knowing the filth involved, I would feel compelled to try it. 🤷♀️
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u/PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS 13d ago
What's crazy about this to me is that usually public bathrooms are unsanitary because of people just not caring and being more gross than they need to be. In this case, I can't think of any way to use this where it doesn't get filthy, even if the person using it was being as careful as possible.
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u/notnotaginger 13d ago
Sure, but then you can go out and tell everyone you hit the target and hug everyone in celebration.
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u/PastEmergency9218 13d ago
Slips off the wall and hits head on the other urinal.
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u/PoconoBobobobo 13d ago
The janitor at this place hates every single male gym member. And their boss.
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u/ubiquitous-joe 13d ago
Wow, they found a way to make the open bowl—the worst of all urinal shapes—even more uncomfortable.
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u/Valetria 13d ago
As a former climbing gym employee…..hell no. That’s disgusting. It’s bad enough when people won’t take their climbing shoes off when they go in the locker rooms/bathrooms. No one wants to climb something covered in piss/germs.
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u/mart1373 13d ago
That seems like asking for a lawsuit if someone tries to do that but falls and gets injured.
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u/frogwizord 13d ago
Please tell me the gym has a no climbing shoes in the bathroom rule