r/clevercomebacks 27d ago

That's some seriously old beer!

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u/GCU_Problem_Child 27d ago

There is a brewery here in Bavaria that has been in continuous operation since 1040 AD. In fact, it is the oldest continuous operation brewery in the world.

https://www.weihenstephaner.de/en

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u/Roberto87x 27d ago

Wow, that’s nuts. I hope they’re planning one hell of an event for their 1000 year anniversary in 16 years!

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u/js1893 27d ago

“1000 year anniversary” is absolutely bonkers.

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u/Ok_Wear_1725 27d ago edited 27d ago

Is it?

Yeah, I still fondly remember taking part in the 1200-year anniversary of my hometown in my youth, but it hasn't been *that* special.

I mean, most of the surrounding towns are older.
New-World-perspective is really strange from a European standpoint. Thinking of 200-year-old stuff as "old"...

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u/semper_JJ 27d ago

In America 100 years is a long time.

In Europe 100 miles is a long journey.

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u/Ok_Wear_1725 27d ago

So true! We are just now carefully planning our yearly 250-mile-voyage to my parents that are living in a 300 year old building located in a 1200 year old town.

3 months beforehand. Because, well, soooo faaar away!

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u/semper_JJ 27d ago

Yeah I always find that particular difference in thought so interesting. Everything in America is pretty young so the idea of a 1200 year old town doesn't even properly compute for me.

On the other hand we will do a 250+ mile drive for a holiday dinner, spend the night and drive back again the next day and not think it odd.

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u/Jimisdegimis89 27d ago

250 mile is like drive down and back in the same day so you don’t need to spend the night in a shitty bed at your in laws…

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u/Spezball 27d ago

That's just over 3 hours each way, easily do-able

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u/C_beside_the_seaside 27d ago

Depends on the roads. We only got a second lane each direction on the road between Norwich and London in 2017. Before that you'd hit traffic jams and Elveden / Thetford and honestly some of the major roads through the north / borders are absolutely terrifying!

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u/Deadedge112 25d ago

Literally did 4.5 each way for my aunt's Surprise 70th last Saturday LoL

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u/Ok_Wear_1725 27d ago

It's probably a frame of reference thing.

If you grew up surrounded by buildings of which the oldest have already been part of the Roman Empire, you have plenty of existing old stuff in your vicinity to compare other old stuff to.

If, on the other hand, you grew up in a single country that spans a whole big continent basically from coast to coast, you have had plenty of opportunity to directly experience huge distances you now are able to compare other distances to.

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u/alyssasaccount 27d ago

There are 1,000 year old towns in the U.S. Like, two or three, but they exist. And there reasonably intact ruins of even older towns. And elsewhere in the Americas, like in Mexico, there are even older towns.

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u/trashcandaddy13 27d ago

I get what you are saying. But I live near a Native American mound that was made 2200 years ago.

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u/Otherwise_Singer6043 27d ago

My family's property has a Native American burial mound on it. I have no idea how old it is. I also found a tomahawk head in the stream near my house when I was 6. Not sure the date on that either.

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u/Barkers_eggs 27d ago

Meanwhile here in Australia we're doing a casual 2.431km drive to go to a nice beach 2 states or provinces away.

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u/xelfer 27d ago

That's only 2.4 minutes at 60km/h

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u/Ok_Wear_1725 27d ago

Yes, I just had fun with street-view a few weeks back and came across one of those infamous street-signs where the nearest posted landmark already was 140 miles away, the farthest 1100.

And not a tourist spot, these were serious signs for locals!

I stared at it for quite a while.

Speaking as an inhabitant of a country where the top one loneliest place is just 6.3km from the nearest human settlement:

Australia is out of competition, I am afraid.
Rest of the world still playing two leagues below...

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u/Barkers_eggs 27d ago

America is slightly larger than Australia but they have inland cities. We just have desert, camels and giant fucking roos. I've been out there though. It's absolutely beautiful if you enjoy dead silence and massive horizons

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u/BaysideWoman 26d ago

And red earth. Mind you on the rare occasions that it rains, the wildflowers are amazing.

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u/worldspawn00 27d ago

Lol, yeah, my mother lives ~900 miles away from me, I drive it once or twice a year, 13 hours, doesn't seem too bad to me. I leave home at 8pm, get in around 9am. Overnight traffic is light, plus no sun in my eyes!

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u/theduck65 27d ago

I do 5 hrs of driving most weekends to get to and from my Australian beach house. I quite like it. A bag of chips, a sausage roll and some good tunes and I am all set

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u/W2ttsy 24d ago

Ah yes, the half way point between Melbourne and Cairns is Brisbane.

Or for those not familiar, the distance between the top bottom of the big pointy bit on the top right of the country is the same as the entire chunk below it.

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u/RodcetLeoric 27d ago

For Easter, my mothers birthday, Thanksgiving, and Christmas every year for the last 20 years, I've driven 680 miles (,≈1095km) each way. It takes about 10 hrs, and I stop 1 time.

My mothers house is 101 years old this year. It was a parcel of land given to a railroad worker as pay for building the railroad. The original family owned it until the ladies husband forced her to sell it in a divorce, and my parents bought it. When I tell other Americans this, they are amazed at the age and known history of a house.

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u/Mark-Green 27d ago

I love hearing about different cultures’ perceptions of things like this. I just went on a 300-mile drive for business and, on a whim, went on a 300-mile detour to hang out with a friend.

Growing up, my parents always complained about our house being too old. It was about 80 years old

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u/Ok_Wear_1725 27d ago

There are different kinds of old, though.

My parents house is about 300 years old, its outer walls consist of >60cm thick piled natural rock, it has two vaulted cellars, one with its own water well going deep into the underlying ground. It also survived a hit by a shell during WWII.

My home is a ~70 years old apartment building that is at least also quite solidly build, but has a lot of problems due to its age. Corroding plumbing, old ugly doors, crumbling plaster.

In many ways, this only 70 year old building feels older than the almost castle-like building of my parents. But a different kind of old...

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u/C_beside_the_seaside 27d ago

To be fair you've probably still missed any affordable train tickets ☠️

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u/JinFuu 27d ago

Me a Texan: "Oh it's only like 40 miles away, that's not too bad."

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u/ConsistentBuddy9477 27d ago

for a very long time i had no idea how absolutely massive texas is

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u/semper_JJ 27d ago

Yeah its possible to wake up in the morning in Texas, pick a direction, drive all day, and still be in Texas.

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u/JinFuu 27d ago

I remember one story my mom had was that when she went to college back in the 80s some East coasters talked about "taking a weekend trip to Big Bend." and she just laughed.

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u/JinFuu 27d ago

There's an Interstate road called I-10 that runs from Los Angeles, California to Jacksonville, Florida. The Western entry point of I-10 into Texas is El Paso, and the Eastern entry point is Orange.

LA to El Paso: 802 Miles/1290 KM

El Paso to Orange: 853 Miles/1373 KM

Orange to Jacksonville: 765 Miles/1231 KM

We big

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u/BocLogic 27d ago

Perth to Sydney is 2,496 miles via National Highway A1…

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u/Crush-N-It 27d ago

I’ve driven the entire length of I-10. Only interstate I can say that about. Would need to drive from Boston to Maine to complete I-95. Was about to complete I-40 but got arrested midway and had to drive back. 🚔

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u/authorized_sausage 25d ago

I did I-95 last summer. Drove from Atlanta to Freeport. Overnighted in Jersey.

That was a lot of true crime podcasts.

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u/syzygialchaos 27d ago

40 miles away is just work in Texas. True story, my actual daily commute is 37 miles each way and it’s not the longest I’ve had.

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u/One-Earth9294 27d ago

100 miles is the round trip for my groceries.

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u/js1893 27d ago

Well specifically for a business too. There really aren’t that many in the world that go back several centuries and beyond.

But yea my city just celebrated its 178th birthday since incorporating. That’s on the older side for anything not on the east coast really. It was just a trading outpost in 1800

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u/dicksilhouette 27d ago

This is the point I was looking for. It’s hard for nations to continue functioning for that long. For a business to go through changes of empires and governments etc etc and continue operating for that long is crazy. Multiple world wars broke out and the brewery just kept kicking. Old world or new that should be impressive. This guy just wanted to sound cool cuz his country’s old US is young so bad he was willing to diminish the accomplishment

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u/Prestigious_Rent_602 27d ago edited 27d ago

My hometown was founded circa 150AD… my grandkids might get to see the 2000 year anniversary. 

Originally settled in the Mesolithic age but the current town was founded around 150. There’s a tower from 700 that you can still climb up in the middle of town. 

Another fun tidbit, Santa is buried here. 

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u/Paddy-23 27d ago

My hometown was founded 71 AD. There's a good chance I'll get to see the 2000 year anniversary myself!

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u/NatWu 27d ago

You do mean "New" World settler's perspective, right? Those of us whose ancestor have been here 20,000 years have a different perspective. We had towns that were that old until the colonizers burned them (or in modern times submerged them in reservoirs built for dams).

Acoma Pueblo has been there at least 800 years. https://www.amusingplanet.com/2016/03/acoma-pueblo-oldest-continuously.html

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u/Lean___XD 27d ago

Ah I live in a modern City, It's only 220-ish years older than USA

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u/Ok_Wear_1725 27d ago

Doesn't the US literally have the word "New" in a crazy lot of names?

I mean, New York, New Hampshire, New Orleans...

There is a reason for that...

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u/Lean___XD 27d ago

We are branded as old continent, my great great grandfather's house is still standing, it has been renovated and painted pink but it's still older than most of the countries today

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u/h0rny3dging 27d ago

funny thing as a european is that our stuff is very young compare to Asian places as well, especially central+northern

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u/Roll-tide-Mercury 27d ago

Humans have only been in their modern form for about 200,000 years.

Why would American think that stuff that is 200-300 years old is not cool. That’s all we know.

I would love to visit some old shit in Europe….

When I walk around Philly or Boston and I see the places that some of the most famous Americans lived, that is cool shit.

Who famous do you study from your town of 2000 years ago? That would be cool to learn about.

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u/scootah 27d ago

As an Australian, going to London the first time was a trip - the corner pub near the friend in Camden I was staying with, was more than a century old when the first Europeans landed in Australia.

But the way my European friends would moan at the prospect of a 45 minute drive, when a 2 hour commute to work in Sydney was just normal for anyone who didn’t have family money.

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u/hugh_jorgyn 27d ago

As a European living in Canada, this amuses me too. In Montreal they’ve fought to save ugly crumbling industrial buildings from the 1800s as “historical monuments”. To me they’re a bunch of eyesores, but I guess when you don’t have much other history to show for…

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u/ritchie70 27d ago

My town hit 150 and they celebrated.

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u/QuietStrawberry7102 27d ago

Big difference between a town (hundreds or maybe even thousands have been around for over 1000 years) and a brewery (literally none have been around for 1000 years. Yet.)

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u/Pretty-Substance 27d ago

The city I went to university at had its 2000th anniversary back then, founded by the Romans.

Every time some road construction was going on the work was often halted for several years as they discovered yet another ancient ruin and archeologists had to examine and unearth what had been found.

Word has it that construction companies would regularly demolish the stuff without telling anyone in order to get their job done and get paid. Nuts

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u/Ok_Wear_1725 27d ago

Same for me, went to school in Trier.

The crazy guys in the city council seriously thought that they should build a big underground garage. Can't take longer than a year or two, can it?

Was fun watching the archaelogists doing their work for several years, unearthing the remains of a big roman thermal city bath for the next 5 years or so...

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u/DennistheDutchie 27d ago

A German colleague told me he reserved a spot for 2040 already. Crazy, but sounds a lot of fun.

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u/Necessary-Dish-444 27d ago

Not as insane or special, but I had the opportunity of celebrating the 730 year anniversary of one of my universities. Unfortunately I don't think how healthy I will be to celebrate the 800th. lol

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u/Revolutionary_Ad932 27d ago

Finally a thousand years a German can be proud of!

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u/Dr-Stink-Stank 27d ago

You just blew my mind.

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u/ButtFuzzington 27d ago

When I learned of this brewery ten years ago, I told my then gf now wife we were gonna be there for the millennial celebration!

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u/I_am_pretty_gay 27d ago

Planning my trip now

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u/Blackbox7719 27d ago

What an interesting site. I didn’t even know there was a World Beer Cup. I should see if my local store carries any of their product.

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u/RunFromFaxai 27d ago

If it has enthusiasts, it has a tournament, no exceptions. They will be hard to find unless you fall down the rabbit hole for some niche things, but I've seen some pretty crazy championships. Customer support has championships. You sign your company up and at some points during the year testers will call in and act like a customer and score you. I once walked past a building that was hosting a typewriting championship.

Maybe you would like to join me in watching this year's Finnish Wife-Carrying championships?

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u/Blackbox7719 27d ago

Perhaps I shall. Finland has been dominating the competition for a few years now but I think the Estonians might cause an upset this year.

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u/RunFromFaxai 27d ago

Oh I get it, you're one of those "Taisto Miettinen is getting old"-doomsayers. We've heard all of that for years and yet he never lets Finland down. Bring your Estonian wives so they can see how a real man carries!

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u/Blackbox7719 27d ago

Look, there’s no denying the man’s impressive. Massive respect to him for all he’s done. But there’s no denying he had to switch wives just to get back on the winning streak. lol

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u/RunFromFaxai 27d ago

Perkele man, low blow :'(

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u/Blackbox7719 27d ago

You’re right. That might have been too soon. I’ll cheer the man on from the sidelines (while also cheering for the Estonians).

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u/RunFromFaxai 27d ago

Good man. I hope one day I will see you carry your wife and bring honour to your country!

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u/Blackbox7719 27d ago

At the rate I’m going I’ll be as old as Taisto before I even get married. Lmao. Maybe I can ask a female friend to volunteer as a partner. Now all I need to figure out is if there are tryout held on American soil.

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u/CHKN_SANDO 27d ago

Taisto Miettinen always tries to walk it in

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u/Sprucecaboose2 27d ago

I saw an Excel championship on ESPN 8.

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u/Ralath1n 27d ago

The Excel scene has sadly been dominated by the chinese market since the 16.22 patch that added localization. Makro called it back in the day, and it has panned out exactly as he predicted. Every western player in the pro excel scene now has to learn eastern macros to stay competitive...

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u/LO6Howie 27d ago

Was that before the European tram driving championships and just after the NCAA Spikeball divisionals?

Having access to ESPN 8 during lockdown was wild.

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u/Sprucecaboose2 27d ago

They still do some Ocho events during off hours on ESPN 2. They only do an hour of different things so you don't see the whole thing, but I watched some Excel, Cornhole, and Kickball.

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u/Steelcitysuccubus 27d ago

There's some weird shit on that channel. Saw a bus parking championship on there once

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u/_Apatosaurus_ 27d ago

Customer support has championships. You sign your company up and at some points during the year testers will call in and act like a customer and score you.

That sounds like it's less about "enthusiasts", and more about corporations testing employees under the guise of "competition."

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u/coolmike69420 27d ago

Yeah, I came here to say this. I had some friends go to the brewery on their honeymoon and I guess they’ve already began working on their 1000 year anniversary celebration.

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u/Blackbox7719 27d ago

Man, imagine that. A thousand years of making beer.

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u/realnzall 27d ago

Imagine that. You've been pursuing the art of the perfect beer for centuries, to the point that you've won several worldwide awards and are preparing for your thousand year anniversary. Your brewery is older than most COUNTRIES. Entire empires have risen and fallen during the lifetime of your brewery. Your brewery is so old that it is possible people on the First Crusade brought your beer with them to the Holy Land.

And then some bloviating rascal probably not even old enough to drink yet in his home country, a crime infested ostensibly developed country with outsized importance due to the willingness of leadership to sacrifice its youth to fight wars in areas they can't even mark on a map, tries to claim that their pale imitation craft beer is better than yours and calls your beer weak.

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u/Blackbox7719 27d ago

It is rather funny when you think about it. Though, I will say, America does have some excellent modern breweries as well. I frankly don’t understand why people fight about it. We should all be friends and enjoy each other’s beer together. That’s the spirit of beer if you ask me.

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u/twonaq 27d ago

I once heard a song that really resonated with me, I think it fits here.

“More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer”

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u/SyraWhispers 27d ago

Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer

A long time ago way back in history When all there was to drink, was nothing but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

Hey!

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king. And to his praises we shall always sing. Look at what he's done for us, he's filled us up with cheer. Lord Bless Charlies Mopps the man who invented Beer, Beer, Beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer

Source : the bard's tale

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u/Noodle_Dude_83 27d ago

I very much enjoyed reading this.

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u/littlewhitecatalex 27d ago

Weihenstephaner wheat beer is 👌

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u/Hefty-Profession-567 27d ago

The Hefeweizen is superb

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u/deednait 27d ago

The local grocery store sells it here in Finland. Hard to pass that shelf without picking one up.

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u/grease_maynard 27d ago

They sell it in grocery stores in the US too, just bought some the other day(Ohio)

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u/RickMuffy 27d ago

It's so much better as a draft. Not sure if you have them out that way, but Yard House is a chain that often has the Hefe on tap, and it's the best.

I wanted to visit the brewery, but I usually end up in Germany around the holidays and the brewery is closed to the public since it's got a religious aspect to it, I think it's run my monks or something lol

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u/grease_maynard 27d ago

Yeah I agree, I went to the brewery back in 2014 when I was in Germany. That was the first time I tried it, such a good beer.. I wasn’t there during the holidays but I could see that haha

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u/Automatic_Chemist161 27d ago

The best weizen I've ever had was Weihenstephaner on their sunny 30 degree terrace. Glad I took the detour while driving to MUC airport!

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u/XcOM987 27d ago

I was in Bavaria the other week and actually had their beer for the first time, was damm nice beer!

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u/_Apatosaurus_ 27d ago

I was in Bavaria the other week and actually had their beer for the first time

Not surprising. Beer is pretty new to Bavaria. I'm guessing they saw the success of American microbreweries and are trying to model their own beer after it. It will be cool to see what kind of beer Bavaria makes after a few years discovering their niche in the beer world.

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u/last-guys-alternate 27d ago

Nah, it'll never catch on there. Beer just isn't compatible with the Bavarian culture and way of life. They're about as likely to adopt American inventions like sausage and sauerkraut as they are beer.

What next? Neopolitans getting into pizza?

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u/rayschoon 26d ago

I’ve heard of this cool style called a Marzen that’s making waves in the American craft beer community. Maybe Bavaria will try their hand at it? I bet they’ll like it so much, they’ll put together a little festival where they serve it!

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u/WOOWOHOOH 27d ago

One of my local craft bars serves it on tap as their "basic beer". Funny how exceptional it actually is.

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u/fuckinghumanZ 27d ago edited 27d ago

I'm from Bavaria, or more specifically Franconia, which is the area with the highest number of breweries per capita in the world and we mostly consider Weihenstephan industrially made dishwater lol

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u/WOOWOHOOH 27d ago

Everyone hates their local beer that's popular in other countries though. Most Dutchies say the same about Heineken.

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u/total_idiot01 27d ago

Best Dutch lager is Hertog Jan. Amstel is piss. Heineken is just boring. No flavour, no nuance. I don't get angry about Heineken, just sad. Too close to water for my taste

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u/Giveadont 27d ago

Their stuff is amazing. The Dunkel they make is probably one of my favorite beers.

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 27d ago

Sounds amazing! Hopefully I’ll try it someday

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u/Infinite-Energy-8121 27d ago

I don’t think it’s all that difficult to find in the US

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u/specks_of_dust 27d ago

I'm a fan of Vitus.

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u/nighoblivion 26d ago

Vitus is the best beer I've tasted.

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u/UncommonHouseSpider 27d ago

Goes to show a good beer never goes out of style!

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u/ChEChicago 27d ago

Also, weihenstephaner hefeweizen (and hefeweizens in general) are fucking awesome

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u/MKE-Henry 27d ago

There’s a place in Milwaukee that serves that beer. They throw a huge Oktoberfest celebration every year that’s better than any other one I’ve ever been to.

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u/Covert_Admirer 27d ago

I'll drink to that.

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u/CosmoKing2 27d ago

Which is, in fact, the nectar of the Gods. Originally brewed by monks.

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u/m0ndayisb0ng0day 27d ago

It's really good beer too

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u/EventAccomplished976 26d ago

It’s also owned by the bavarian government and comnected tl the Technical University of Munich… which means you can get a Master‘s degree in brewing beer there!

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u/whlukewhisher 25d ago

Love from Aus drink that shit whenever I have a bit of extra coin the festbeir or whatever the recent one was was exceptional

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u/Mother_Echo4502 25d ago

They make delicious beer

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u/FarJuice262 27d ago

Better than any craft beer here in U.S. imo. All american microbrews are over hopped, even the supposedly light wheat beers taste like ipa’s.

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u/TheWhyTea 27d ago

Yeah that’s what I don’t like about the us craft-beer scene. It’s basically all IPAs and nothing else.

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u/Kara_Fox 27d ago

Found that depends on region, like I know Atlanta fucking loves their sours/lambics

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u/TheWhyTea 27d ago

Hmm, yeah I maybe need to shop more beers online but I like going to local stores when driving around.

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u/Sad_Reindeer5108 27d ago

Sorry that's been your experience, but there are plenty of American craft breweries making a variety of different styles. On my way to get some now actually.

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u/Snow_source 27d ago

Heavily depends on the region and the brewer.

Out here in the mid Atlantic, some folks like Aslin can't make anything but IPAs, but other breweries like Elder Pine do a good range.

It's more find a local brewery you like more than anything else.

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u/rayschoon 26d ago

I always get excited when I see a German-style beer on tap. I feel like such a boomer saying this but I like it when my beer tastes like beer.

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u/Letos12thDuncan 27d ago

There are a lot of great porters, stouts, and reds in the American craft beer world. I do agree that there are way too many IPAs though.

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u/TheWhyTea 27d ago

Yeah I was a little hyperbolic but it’s overwhelmingly leaning towards ipas, you’re absolutely right though there are a lot of other nice beers even if sometimes hard to find.

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u/ZavaBalazs 27d ago

Better than any craft beer here in U.S. imo

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u/BillEvansTrioFan 27d ago

Love their beer! Can occasionally get it on tap here in the US.

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u/Gubekochi 27d ago

Man... I wish I was there for whatever they plan for their 1000th anniversary!

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u/Roakana 27d ago

Excellent brewery

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u/BingBongFYL6969 27d ago

We have a restaurant where I live that the owner is very big into his German heritage and has been to the country many times, and naturally has a ton of German beers on his menu.

Any time I get something from this brewery there, I 100% butcher the shit out of whatever it’s named.

Never knew it was that old!

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u/hammertimeTO 27d ago

They brew wonderful beer.

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u/JuggleMyBawls 27d ago

Weinhenstephaner is amazing beer. Visited the brewery when I was stationed near Regensburg.

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u/brrrrrrrrrrr69 27d ago

Weihenstephaner is a brewery par excellence; best Festbier and Märzen I've had.

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u/WaGaWaGaTron 27d ago

Bavaria pisses amazing beer. Weihenstephaner is just 🤌

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u/DomNhyphy 27d ago

Weihenstephaner is seriously good too. Doesn't stick out much on the shelf but everything I've had from them is solid.

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u/Pimpfling 27d ago

They craft one of the best wheat beers! Also their diary products are delicious.

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u/garci66 27d ago

And a great beer to boot

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u/JasmineDragoon 27d ago

Weihenstephaner beers are good too!

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u/mickerty 27d ago

It is a phenomenal beer - but if you open a bottle and sniff the gas it smells like baked beans to me

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u/TastesLikeTerror 27d ago edited 27d ago

Damn now I want to try some of the worlds oldest beer.

Oh hell yeah there's a Total Wine & More in the city next to mine that carries it. Time to get my beer on.

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u/Donj267 27d ago

They make delightful beer as well being very old.

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u/badmechanic12345 27d ago

Best beer I can get from HEB here in west texas

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u/andrijas 27d ago

and they have best dunkelweizen I ever tasted....even better than Schneider.

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u/sittingbullms 27d ago

Weihenstephan has amazing beers, haven't tried em all but it's a sure order when we go out for beer,Paulaner too,love them both.

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u/aggressive-cat 27d ago

When I was in Germany in 2002, I drank a special 900th anniversary beer from Berchtesgaden. I can't even conceive 900 years, much less imagine how a town that small has persisted that long. I think that actually brewery had 'only' been around since the 1600's though, lol.

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u/Ameri-Jin 27d ago

I’d love to travel to Europe just to hit up some of these spots.

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u/GetAJobCheapskate 27d ago

And one of two places where you can study brewmastery.

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u/WagwanMoist 27d ago

I've read that the document that claimed the founding in 1040 was a forgery. That it's from sometime in the 17th century, so still older than the US. And the beer is great!

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u/Lost_Wealth_6278 27d ago

Weihenstephan 🎶

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u/meanderthaler 27d ago edited 27d ago

I had a Bavarian beer recently and it claimed it was founded in 970 (or something along those lines). I found that very strange… can’t remember which one it was unfortunately. Light blue bottle, typical Helles colour. Something like Tegernseer

Edit: it WAS Tegernseer. If you go to their website, and then to ‘Historie’, they advertise with the date of the founding of the monastery where brewing started in the year 746…

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u/pra_com001 27d ago

I love this beer, one of the best wheat beers.

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u/No-Vanilla8956 27d ago

Wow... That's impressive.

The ancient Summarians were brewing beer in 8000 BC; IDK what this guy is on about with inventing any kind of beer in America. That's just silly.

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u/nyuckajay 27d ago

That is the coolest thing I’ve read about beer ever.

Is it huge locally? Or more touristy?

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u/benhelioz 27d ago

Their Helles is fantastic.

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u/kryotheory 27d ago

I love Weihenstephaner! I always have something from them in my regular rotation of beers.

Prost from Texas!

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u/No-Plankton1709 27d ago

I have not had a beer from them I didn't like, everything they produce is amazing!

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u/CapableCowboy 27d ago

Is that the place called “Hell”? I ate there when I visited Germany. It was cool.

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u/Zakrath 27d ago edited 27d ago

It's funny how the site itself is r/usdefaultism asking people if they are over 21 yo to drink lol in my country the legal age for drinking is 18.

Edit: I thought I was in r/usdefaultism, this post fits well there or r/shitamericanssay

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u/srv340mike 27d ago

Weihenstephaner hefe weissbier is excellent.

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u/Gullible_Mountain684 27d ago

I brought a keg of their pilsner in on a whim when I was managing a bar a few years ago and did a doubletake when I saw the 1040 AD on the tap handle. Had to look it up because I didn't believe it.

Really good beer, and none of my regulars could pronounce the name so they'd just ask for a Gwen Stefani.

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u/SeeCrew106 27d ago

Weihenstephaner!! <3

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u/Leprikahn2 27d ago

I really want to make it out there in 2040 for the 1000 year anniversary

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u/michael_bay_jr 27d ago

The Sumerians were around from ~4100-1750 BCE and invented beer around 4000 BCE. There could have been a brewery that lasted longer than 1000 years.

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u/hartforbj 27d ago

One of the best things about total wine was they have the scores on the description tags. Because of those I tried them like 15 years ago. They've been my go to ever since.

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u/Delicious-Day-3614 27d ago

Weihenstephaner is actually pretty widely available, at least in the US

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u/NotTooFlaccid 27d ago

This stuff is like elixir, schmeck lecker 😋

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u/Striking-Math259 27d ago

Even during WW2?

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u/nsfwtttt 27d ago

What’s the meaning of the domain name? Is it related to the famous beer?

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u/hibrett987 27d ago

Good beer too. I regular get it from my grocery store here in the states

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u/Hobbyist5305 27d ago

Damn. A nearly thousand year old business. And it's fucking BEER.

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u/America_the_Horrific 27d ago

Nice gotta try some

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u/here-for-information 27d ago

They also make stupendous beer. Weihenstephaner Vitus is one of my all-time favorite beers.

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u/humanitywasamistake3 27d ago

Imagine that in 2040 they celebrate 1000 years of good business

Going to be some party

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u/recklessrider 27d ago

Wo, closing in on 1000 years. Whatever special release they do for that anniversary has gotta be something special.

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u/Stealth9er 27d ago

This is the best beer I’ve ever had. Hands down.

Was awesome to read the history when I looked it up.

I lived in AZ when I first had it and always mispronounced the name to the server.

I ended up buying a case of it now and then but the big ass bottles and a 36 pack made it difficult at times.

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u/Altruistic_Mud_2167 27d ago

And they make great beer, too!

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u/Angiiibosh 27d ago

Love Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier!❤️

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u/miscbuchanan 27d ago

And their beer is amazing, every time I can find it I get some

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u/iswearihaveajob 27d ago

Weihenstephaner is one of my favorite imports that I always buy a shit ton when I find a place with stock. Especially the starkbraus. It's pretty fucking amazing and I've lived in American beer country my whole life.

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u/SocrapticMethod 27d ago

And- just because you did not mention it- their beer is. AMAZING.

Apparently after nearly 1000 years, they have dialed in the recipe pretty tight.

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u/FaterFaker 27d ago

Oh, man...I just had the Weihenstephaner-St. Bernardus Braupakt 2024 collaboration at Bavarian Lodge in Lisle, IL USA.

Unbelievably good.

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u/Insert_Bad_Joke 27d ago

For perspective;
That's only a few decades after Vikings made settlements in North America.

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u/aqua_seafoam 27d ago

I had to give up booze for reasons. This is one of the few beers i sincerely miss with a lot of heart. Its like drinking history.

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u/NoWorries_Man 27d ago

I am drinking a Hefe from them right now. In NYC. Fantastic beer but I wouldn’t consider them a microbrewery.

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u/grimcow 27d ago

Their beer is amazing too. I tend to get some every week or two.

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u/nite_mode 27d ago

Best beers out there, no competition.

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u/DenialAndEroor 27d ago

I tried this a few years ago, it was so good

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u/ThisIsNotRealityIsIt 27d ago

Weihenstephaner lager is my favorite beer in the world, but their weissbier is pretty fantastic.

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u/DaPoorBaby 27d ago

They even have a photo opp handing over 2,000 € in tax write-off to "People in need", that's actually 2€ for every year they've been operational. They are the biggest charity in the town of Freising!

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u/Speedybob69 27d ago

Weltenburger Kloster seit 1050

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u/jram2000 27d ago

Age aside was he trying to say America has good craft beer? It's watered down crap from the big brewers. At the international tasting contest in Frankfurt Zero gold awards for US craft beer. EVEN in a categories for American style beers like new england IPA.

I have to drink imports when I travel there. 1 Heineken please.

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u/Available_Goat_3817 27d ago

1000 years anniversary.  1000 free beers to reach guest. 

...not? -:)

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u/Geirilious 27d ago

What is even better is that they were bootlegging since 768. They got their LICENSE in 1040 after 272 years of brewing. They are closer to 1500 years of brewing than 1000 years of brewing.

Christ, they are close to have been brewing beer under license as long as they Byzantine empire stood!

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u/CommodoreFresh 27d ago

There is a brewery here in Bavaria that has been in continuous operation since 1040 AD

This is actually pretty debatable. The document that claims 1040 is a suspected forgery

Until the 1950s, the brewery described its date of foundation as the year 1146. At this time, a document allegedly dating to the year 1040 resurfaced. In it, Otto I, Bishop of Freising, bestowed a brewing right upon the abbey. The document is generally dismissed as a forgery from the early 1600s. The first written record of the brewery dates to the year 1675. Another source, dating to 768, indicates the presence of a hop garden nearby.

wikipedia

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u/Shaolinchipmonk 27d ago

I love their doppelbock

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u/dkysh 27d ago

Their alcohol-free beer is astonishingly good.

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u/DeathTripSebastian 27d ago

They claim to have existed since 1040, but from what I know theres no proff that they existed before some time in the 1100s. Still the oldest brewery in the world and their hefeweissen is amazing

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